People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 December 1894 — It Wasn’t Ills Razor. [ARTICLE]

It Wasn’t Ills Razor.

The king 1 was sore distraught. There was anger in his royal heart. “What, ho,” he roared. “Why failed the keen edge of my battle ax in today’s conflict?*' The knight of the kitchen table bowed him low. “Your majesty,” he rejoined, “it is reported that her highness princess royal complained much of her corns upon yestere’en, and does not to-day.” The monarch swallowed his resentment, contenting himself with once more placing himself upon record at touching the subject of the interfer enco of women in affaire *f state.—-Pa trait Tribane