People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 November 1894 — Harvest Excursions. [ARTICLE]

Harvest Excursions.

Nov. 20th, Dbc M 4tttis|Mi4BtiJi the Missouri, Kansas and Toxaa; sell tickets at greatly reduced an points in Texas, Eddy, New MexfuV/fiw! Lako Charles, La. For particulars addins'? H, A. Chemlr, Room 12 The Rookery, Chicago, 11L Peasant (to chemist) —“Got ariicodtiver oil?” Chemist—“ Certainly.” 'jailin'*-~“ls it fresh!” Chemist—:“Come, nblv. do you suppose we are in the hubit of killing a whule every time a country yokel wants to buy two penn’orth of oodllver oil?’’—Meggoudorfers Blatter. “Yes,” she said, “I’ll give you your breakfast, if you’ll chop down that tree for me.” “Madam,” Meandering Mike replied. meekly, “I don’t want ter git out o’ my class. I’m no Gladstone. Neither am I a George Washington.”—Washington Star. Jao well— “What makes that hen in your back yard cackle so loud?” Wigway—“O, they’ve just laid a corner-stone across tho street and she’s trying to make the neighbors think sho did it.”—Philadelphia Record. She—“ How do you know that you really love me?" He—" How do I know? Great Scott? Doesn’t everybody know thut your father Is a multi-millionaire?”—Somerville Journal.