People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 November 1894 — In Olden Times [ARTICLE]

In Olden Times

People overlooked the importance of permanently beneficial effects and were satisfied with transient action, but now that it is generally known that Syrup of Figs will permanently cure habitual constipation, well-informed people will not buy other laxatives, which act for a time, but finally injure the system. “Dah’s one respeck,” said Uncle Eben, “in which er man is boun’ to be ginerous. He nain’t mek trouble foh hisse’f wifout gibbin’ somebody else a share in it.” Washington Star. Friend—“ Are you superstitious? Do you believe in signs?” Successful Merchant—“No; newspaper advertisements aro better and cheaper.”—Printers’ Ink. Gazing at the Giraffe—“ Hey, Chimmy, how’s dat for a t’roat ter holler extrys vvid?”—Life. No Opium in Piso’s Cure for Consumption. Cures where Other remedies fail. 25c. Love always weeps when it has to whip. -Ram’s Hora.