People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 November 1894 — It All Depends. [ARTICLE]

It All Depends.

A New York lady met in Paris M. Aude, now attached to the French legation, in Washington. “Have you zee beecercle in Amairka?” he asked. When she comprehended what it was he wished to know, she informed him that the bicyle had reached these wilds and had already become a favorite instrument of torture. He next asked: “Zen I can take ze lectle mn on ze beecercle from Wash ton to Phildelph and back before dinnalr, n’est-ce-pas?” “That depends on how often a week you dine,” said the lady, blandly.— National Tribune.