People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 November 1894 — A Disastrous Failure. [ARTICLE]

A Disastrous Failure.

Not a financial one, but a failure of physical energy, of vital stamina How can this be repai red I By a persistent course of the blood fertilizer and invigorant, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which insures perfect digestion and assimilation, and a consequent gain in strength and flesh. It also remedies liver and malarial disorder, rheumatism, nervousness and constipation. Lucy (single)—“Do you think it is wicked to smoke, dear!" Fanny (married)—“No, dear, I’m sure it isn’t.” Lucy—“ Why are you so sure!" Fanny—“ Because my husband doesn’t smoke, and if it was wicked I’m sure he would do it.”—Half-Holiday. Widow—“ Well, Mr. Brief, have you read the will!" Brief—“ Yes, but I can’t make anything out of it.” Heirs—“ Let us have it patented. A will that a lawyer can’t make anything out of is a blessing.’’—Milwaukee Sentinel.