People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 October 1894 — McVicker’s Theater. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s Theater.

Mr. Jefferson will begin his annual tour on October 15, at McVicker’s Theater. It is more than likely that he will this year be seen in more characters than one. Fioo—“Did I understand you to say that Impecune was meeting his bills nowadays?” Fork— 11 Yen; on every corner.”—Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. A little boy, on returning from Sunday school said to his mother: “This catechism is too hard; isn’t there any kittychisms for little boys?’’—Tit-Bits. “Chollt seems changed since his trip away, doesn’t he?” Frances—“lndeed he does—seems like another girl almost.”— Chicago Inter Ocean. “Garland” Stoves and Ranges are no higher in price than the wortldcss imitations. Ask to see them. Evert young man should be taught that he cannot win his spurs in a game of poker. —Galveston News. Don’t Neglects Cough. Take Some Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar i/mtanter. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. No amount of cultivation can make a thistle bear fruit—Ram’s Horn. It is a pity that mirth is not us contagious as misery.—Milwaukee Journal. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price 75c.

J illson says the girl whose adorer tells her he loves every hair in her head will be fooled! if she thinks lie won’t kick like a bay steer if he should happen to find any of them in the biscuit after they are married.—Buffalo Courier. A man who used to keep a cigar store recently went into the butter business. He staggered his first customer by asking if he would have it “medium, mild or strong.”— Credit Lost. “Parker uses a groat deal of cologne, it seems to mo. Awful bad form I” said Hawkins. “It would be in you,” said Hicks, “but it’s family pride with Parker. He cornea of old cologuiul stock.”—Harper's Bazar. You may safely love all men, but you may not safely toll all men so— unless you have left your purse athomo.—Young Men’s Era.,