People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 September 1894 — Cures That Faith Won’t Effect [ARTICLE]

Cures That Faith Won’t Effect

Are brought about by the use of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, foremost among American family remedies. Rheumatism, neuralgia, dyspepsia, liver complaint, malaria ana nervous complaints succumb to this reliable remedy. It does its benign work thoroughly, and those who use it reap a fruitful harvest of health. Physicians of the first standing commend it. , A subscriber writes, asking the meaning of the “silent watches of the night.” Wo answer with pleasure that they are those which the owners neglect to wind up before retiring.—Tit-Bits. Letter carriers may be seen collecting letters at midnight, but this doesn’t explain why some late males don’t arrive till near morning.—Philadelphia Tunes. “This is very alarming,” said the old man, as he got up at four o’clock in the morning and threw the humming clock over into the next yard.—Syracuse Post. “Miss Penscratoh tells me her employer is as thoughtful as an own brother would be.” Madge—“ Dear me, he doesn’t look as though he could be so disagreeable as that.” “It’s doubtless a love match; a reaL genuine one.” “How can you telll” “He’s given up cigarettes and she her cooking lessons.”—lnter Ocean. A Dose in Time Saves Nine of Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar for Coughs. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. “This is an awfully irregular watch: Do you expect to go by it?” Jimps—“Jupiter, no; I expect to go pawn it.” “Garland” Stoves and Ranges are no higher in price than the worthless imitations. Ask to see them. The devil is always polite upon first acquaintance.—Rain’s Horn.