People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1894 — Home Seekers’ Excursions. [ARTICLE]

Home Seekers’ Excursions.

The Missouri, Kunsas & Texas Rail wav will sell tickets on Sept. 11, Sept. 25 and Oc£. 9, at greatly reducod rates to all points in Texas, to Eddy, New Mexico, and Lake Charles, La., good returning twenty days from date of sale. For further information address H A. Chenieo, 12 Rookery Building, Chicago, Ill.: T. B. Cookerly, 508 Locust st., Des Moinos, la., or Jumes Barker, G. P. and T. Ag’t, St. Louis, Mo. Wife— I “That new girl sleops like a log, and I never can get her up in the morning.” Husband (struck by a bright idea)—“Let tho baby sloop with, her."—Good News. Mrs. Upperten (to conductor of the band) —“Oh, Mr. Kapellmeister, please play that adagio a little faster— tlie soup is ready to be served.”—Fliegcnde Blatter. ■ “I love to listen to the patter of tho rain on the roof,” said tho miserly poet. “I suppose you do.” said his wife, “it’s cheap amusement.”—Harper’s Bazar. Deacon Parker— “ Did you smell onionsl” CoL Korn—“Not till you spoke.”— Life.