People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1894 — McVicker’s Theater, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s Theater, Chicago.

O’Keefe & Wales’ new comic, opera “Athenia” begins Heptember 10, and expectation is on tip-toe regarding it. Seats secured by mail. A facetious dandy, who danced with a couple of clumsy girls at a party recently, remarked that, although he liked rings on his lingers, he could not stand belles on his toes. Freshness and purity are imparted to the complexion by Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, 50c. . Despebate.—Clara—“Would you accept an apology?” Mamie—“ Yes, anything, if It only looked like a man.”—Truth.

Angelina—“ That was a lovely engage* ment ring you gave mo last night, dear; buk what do those initials‘E. C.’ mean an th* inside 1” Ed win—“ W hy—er—tliatjs—don’t you kno w that’s the new way of stamping eighteen carats)” “Sometimes,” said Uncle Eben, “yoh kaln’t intlahly trus’ er man dat keeps talkh? ’bout de beauty ob honesty. Hit noun’s to* much os of he wus argyiu’ wtf hisse’f.”—• Washington Star. The custard pie is the poor/naiWa natural dessert. There is no aristocracy about tbi custard pie. That is to say, no upper crust. —Boston Transcript. No man is good who has come’to the coiw elusion that he is good enough.—Ram** Horn. The First Ark Light.—Noah was the flrrt electrician. Ho miulo the are light on Mount Ararat.—Philadelphia Recur Bright people don’t their tlm* reflecting.—Syracuse Courier.