People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 August 1894 — Pure and Wholesome Quality [ARTICLE]

Pure and Wholesome Quality

Commends to public approval the California liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs. It is pleasant to the taste anil by acting gently on the kidneys, liver and bowels to cleanse the system effectually, it promotes the health and comfort of all wno use it, and with millions it is the best and only remedy. "Rise in the vrorl’ nil yoh kin,” said Uncle Eben to the young man, “but dean fobgit yoh rapytation. Hit do come in handy ioh er parachute.” - Washington Star. When a man does not want to do a thing, he says: “I cannot;” when he cannot do it, he says: “I don’t wantto.”—Fleigende Blatter. Ladies can permanently beautify their complexion with Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Bye, 50 cents. Professor- “Wljy doos the earth move!” Hardup (absently)—“Can't pay the rent, I suppose.”—Philadelphia Times. —— I" • ——— ■ «■■ A great deal of stealing is being done that does not go by that name.—Ram’s Horn.