People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1894 — Love in Masquerade. [ARTICLE]

Love in Masquerade.

Letter carriers may be seen collecting letters at midnight, but this doesn’t explain why some late males don't arrive till near morning.—Philadelphia Times. He— “ You are the one girl amonga thousand.” She—“l didn’t suppose there had been more than adozen or so.”—lndianapolis Journal. If matches are made in heaven, let us hope some of our pugulists will get there, and soon. They seem unable to make them here; —Puck. Whenever there is any doubt about a dog’s sanity, an ounce of lead is worth a pound of cure.—Tammany Times. “Isn’t it funny, Mamma,” said little Tommy the other night, “that the wind doesn’t blow the fire flic>s out?”—Puck. It only takes four quarters to get the moon ruil, a fact that causes envy to rankle in the breast of a great many people. Tiie difference between an epicure and an anarchist is that one’s a mighty diner and : the other's a dynamiter. Tuition is high in the school of expert 1 ence, but the instructor isthorough.— Ram’s Horn. ~ | There is a time when tho laziest man can ! hurry. It is when tho train stops ten min- ; utea for refreshments. S“ME people are so constituted that they can never seo the bright side of anything but a dollar. Tiie schoolboy thinks that a switch In-the hand would bo twice as good in the bush. 1 By the sunshine of prosperity many people are sunstruck.—-Puck. Keep your conscience, but not vour farm, void of a fence. ; Twin brothers may bo eccentric, but they are never odd.