People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 August 1894 — How Jolly! [ARTICLE]

How Jolly!

Eh I who said that? The answer is as prompt as the question from the dear cliappi» who has checkmated the rheumatism with l Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, unequalled as well for dyspepsia, liver complaint, inactivity of the bowels or kidneys, nervousness,.lack of vitality, appetite or sleep. Use the great tonic and you will be ultimately happy’ if now afflicted. A man dat plants a watermillion patch next to de graveyard may not save ail his melons, but he is de moans of eradicatin’ da germs ob sooperstishun from de minds ob de colored population in dat vicinity.—Puck. Mrs. X. (observing her friend at workupon the kitchen fioor) —“Why in the world don’t you get a servant-to scour your floors!” Mrs. Y".—“Because I have to scour the town to get a servant.”—Harlem Life. Successful Perversity.— O’Kief—“How do you manage to win so steadily on the races?” McKll—“l read all the tips given by the sporting editors, and then bet on soma other horse.” He “"You are the one girl among a thousand.” She—“l didn’t suppose there had been more than adozenorso.”—lndianapolis JournaL Mr. Beach—“ All you want is nerve when you go into the water, Miss Bright,” Mis® Bright—“ Well, you said you would go in with me, didn’tyou?”—Yonkers Statesman. “Them’s my sediments,” said the hydrant water, as it went through the filter and came out on the other side. “I hope I maka myself clear.’’—Chicago Tribune. —. . » A Birchen Commodity. Professor—- “ What kind of a commodity is usually produced from the birch tree?” Country Pupi} (absent mindedly)—“Blisters.” “New Blood” will be continued every night at McVicker’s Theater, Chicago, with matinees Wednesday and Saturday until futlier notice. Seats secured by mail. Keep the pores open is essential to health. Glenn’s Sulphur Soap does this. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents. Sympathy for the fallen indicates the strength to stand.