People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 July 1894 — Page 1 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

“Robinson Crusoe” to-nigliL Four for a dollar, get us a club for the campaign I B. F. Ferguson is still selling, 1 buying and trading in real ec- ! mte, i ! The Democratic party of this congressional district is in the hands of an undertaker. Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Hamilton, of Pleasant Grove, are rejoicing over the advent of a new boy. The Model base ball club play the Monticello team a leturu game to-day at Makemself Park Weaie pained to notice that Our republican contemporaries are not of late taking that lively and vivacious interest in .the wicked sugar trust, which they have been wont to take. Why did Mr. Havemeyer tell so much? —Farmers’ Tribwe. Congressman Byran said in his speech the other day that "the Populists had taught more democratic doctrine tho past two years than the democrats had taught in the past 30 years,” &hd he was right. The merchants and country bankers will soon lind that when the common producers have all been turned into common-weal-

ers, if villi soon come their turn. Plutocracy takes in the fish first, but they all come, s’obner or later.—Chicago Express. I have just completed my elevator and am better equipped than ever for handling grain. The driveway to dump is no’ steep, and no engine to seal', horses. Would be pleased to see all my old customers and ffiftny new ones, and will always pay the highest market price for all grain. Thanking you for past patrouage, I remain your’s respectfully, C. W. Coen.

Opening a watcfti case with a knife or fingernail is netadVtss in out day. The Keystone Watch Case Od'ffipa'ny, of Philadelphia, Pa., furnishes free a handsome watch case opener which makes, besides, a pretty charm for th(? watcß chain. If you can’t get one from yovn* jeweler, send to Philadelphia. This Company is the largest of its kind iff the world, and makes all kinds of cases. Its specialty is the Boss tilled case. Jas. Boss invented and made the first filled case in 1859, afi’d many of the cases then made and wo ntri since are still intact. Later the Boss patents passed into 1 the hands of the Keystone Company, which has the sole fight to 1 make these cases. It has also the sole right to use on its cases the patent Non-pull-out bow or ring, which prevents loss of the watch by theft or injury to it by accident. The Keystone Company does not retail, but all jewelers sell the Boss and other Keystone cases.

A boy in the Witchita school has been suspended for reading the following essay on pants: “Pants are made for men, and not men for pants. Pants are like molasses—they are thinner during hot weather and thicker in winter. The man in the moon changes his pants during the eclipse. Don’t go in the pantry for pants, you might be mistaken. There has been much discussion as to whether pants is singular or plural. Seems to us when men wear pants they are plural and when they don’t -wear pants it is singular. Men go on a tear in pants, and it is all right; but when the pants go on a tear it is all wrong.”

Don’t fail to see “Robinson Crusoe,” at the opera house tonight.