People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 July 1894 — Low Rates to Colorado. [ARTICLE]

Low Rates to Colorado.

On July 21st and 22d the North-Western Line will sell excursion tickets to Denver, Pueblo i<nd Colorado Springs and return at exceedingly low rates; tickets good for return passage until August 25th, inclusive. Solid Vestibuled Trains, Palace Sleeping Cars and Superb Dining Cars through between Chicago and Denver daily, via the Chicago & North-Western R'y. For detailed information apply to agents of connecting lines, or address W. A. Thrall. General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Chicago. “That was a bad scrape,” as a man in the audience said to a friend when the violinist ■topped playing.—Philadelphia Call. A sallow skin acquires a healthy clear* ness by the use of Glenn's Sulphur Soap. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents.

“I understand now.” said a guest at a fashionable resort, “why they call this the ‘Overlook House.’ Unless you are tipping the waiters all the time your wants are entirely overlooked.”—Richmond Dispatch. “De great trouble *bout conversation,” remarked Uncle Eben, “am dat hit’s onpossible ter show ez much ‘rig’nality in talkin’ ’bout de weddah ez yob kin talkin' ’bout yoh neighbors.”—Washington Star. “Ivt am er sack,” said Uncle Eben, “dat It aln' no use ter worry. But hit am jes’ ez much er sack dat hit ain’ no use ter tell er man dat it ain* no use ter worry.”—Washington Star. Medical men say that there is alcoholic gas in the skull of a man who dies of delirium tremens. The nose is probably the gas-burner, then.—Chicago Times. There is one thing to be said in praise of the doughnut, and that is that the vacuum tn its center will not distress the weakest stomach.- Boston Transcript Her Last Letter—“ Thus we part, wretch, and this is the last letter from your unhappy Anna. P. S.—More to-morrow.”— Fliegende Blaetter. The man who is not conscious of his own faults has no charity for anotner.—Ham’s Horn.

When an actress is young she has he* lithographic likeness, and when she is oIS she does not depart therefrom.— Bos tea Transcript. You can’t have your penny and your cake it but, if you are sufficiently able and untenw pulous, you can have your penny and somel one else’s cake.—Puck. Clara—“ Now, what would you do if rod were in my shoes!” Eatalla— “Polish thtrtj or keep them out of sight.”—lnter Ocean. been playing the racesW replied the dejected looking maaJ “The races have been playing me.”—WaalM ington Star. Fond Mamma (to clerk in china store)-* “I see you have mugs marked Tom ana Jerry: have you any with WlUie anl Charlie on them!”—Lire, Women’s clubs seem to be growing. The broomstick used to be large enough.—PhiJ. adelphia Record. Sometimes even the man who goes wrong pays as he goes.—Galveston News.