People's Pilot, Volume 4, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 June 1894 — How He Got Two Dinners. [ARTICLE]

How He Got Two Dinners.

Mr. Murray Hill—Can’t you eat dinner with roe to morrow? Ilostettei McGinnis —I’d prefer day after to-morrow. I’m already engaged to eat dinner. “All right, take dinner with me after to-morrow By whom have you been invited to dinner for to-morrow?* 1 “By your wife.”—Texas Siftings. —Simon Cameron is reported to nar« once said that- he would sooner ride ■ thousand miles on a railroad that writ# oa» personal letter