People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 June 1894 — Map of the United States. [ARTICLE]

Map of the United States.

A large handsome Map of the United States, mounted and suitable for office or home use. is issued by the Burlington Route. Copies will be mailed to any address on receipt of fifteen cents in postage by P. 8. Eustis, Gen’l Pass. Agent, C. B. & Q. R. R., Chicago, 111. Mant a man who claims to be looking for work wouldn’t recognize a job if it steeped up and tapped him on the shoulder.—Pniladelphia Record.

Theokt Not In It.—“My theory," began the man as the policeman tried to steer him straight; “my theory—" “Come off,” interrupted the officer; “it Isn’t your theory that I’m interested in now; it is your condition,” and he yanked him along merrily. In the Market.—Customer—“Send mo up three pounds of steak.” “Butcher—“ Beefsteak or porksteak?” Customer—“ Mistake. I forgot; my wife said she wanted mutton chops.”—Detroit Free Press. Book Agent (entering tho sanctum)— “l have a little work here which—’’ “Excuse me," interrupted the victim, “but I have a great deal.”—Boston Courier. .!■ ■ • Uncle Treetop—“ That heifer is two years old.” City Niece- “How do you know?” “By her horns." “Oh, to be sure; she lias only two."—Lite. When you talk love to your children don’t do it with a switch in your hand.— Ram’s Horn. Glenn's Sulphur Soap is a genuine remedy for Skin Diseases. Hill’s Hah’ and Whisker Dye, 50 cents. “Your face is burning.” “Yes; thatbeast Gauiy has just been making light of mo.”— Boston Gazette. A lean dog generally growls the most.— Ram’s Horn.