People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1894 — Which Will You Be, [ARTICLE]

Which Will You Be,

A farm renter or a farm owner! It rests with yourself. Stay where you are and you will be a renter all your life. Movo to Nebraska whero good land is cheap and cheap land is good and you can easily become an owner. Write to J. Francis, (i. P. &T. A., Burlington Routo, Omaha, Nob., for a descriptive pamphlet. It’s free and a postal will bring it to you. Willie— “ Uncle Tom, tho old Shanghai can’t fly a bit; ho is too heavy for his wings.” Uncle Tom—“ Then of what use are his wings, Willie.” Willie—“l suppose they are only good for him to flap in hot weather when he wants to fan himself.” Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this—one dog does not change a bono with another.—Adam Smith. Ladies can permanently beautify their complexion with Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 60 cents. The latest discovery made about trees Is that “the woods are full of them.” A man is not hated until successful.— Ram’s Horn. More good advice would be taken if it were given in a good way.

Positive Proof .—“Whoever made that deesert surely took a great deal of pains," said Ergo. “Why bo?” “Because the proof of the pudding Is in eating,” ho replied, as he doubled up with the stomach ache.—Arkansaw Traveler. Races gone— likewise money.—Memphis Commercial.