People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 April 1894 — The Skill and Knowledge [ARTICLE]

The Skill and Knowledge

Essential to the production of the most perfect and popular laxative remedy known, have enabled the California Fig Syrup Co. to achieve a great success in the reputation of its remedy, Syrup of Figs, as It is conceded to be the universal laxative. For sale by all druggists.

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