People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 April 1894 — McVicker’s, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s, Chicago.

Saturday, April 28, ends a 3 weeks’ engagement of “Darkest Russia.” April 30 “America,” the great world’s fair spectacle, begins. Seats by mail. “What dis country wants,” said Uncle Mose, “is some sort ob patent contraption where a man can drop a nickel in de slot an’ git religion.”—lndianapolis Journal. Boreley—“See old Snobson’s wife in box K putting on airs?” Snoreley—“l’m glad to see that she has put on something!”— Hallo. ______ “Yes, he’s my dog. He answers to the name of Jowler.” “How can he answer to it? You’ve cut his tail clear off.’’—Chicago Tribune. “Thomas, I see that the D.. L. & W. railroad had an accident yesterday. What does D., L. and W. stand for?” “Dead, living and wounded, sir.”—Hallo. Caller—“l suppose you want Robbie to follow in his father’s footsteps, and—” Mother—“ Well, I should hope not. He is horribly pigeon-toed I” The Public Awards the Palm to Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar for coughs. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. ‘‘How do you like my dress?” “You look positively handsome in it. Without doubt, tailoring is a great art.”—N. Y. Press. “Your face is burning.” “Yes, that beast Gauly has just been making light of me.”— Boston Gazette. “Brown’s Bronchial Troches” are widely known as an admirable remedy for Hoarseness, Coughs and Throat troubles. “Appearances are very deceptive,” remarked the tenor. “Yes,” replied the prima donna; “especially farewell appearances.” Mrs. S—“ Well, here we are in another boarding-house. We are regular Arabs.” Mr. S—“ Yes; folding Bed-oums!”—Life. The dollar .you throw away when you are young will be worth three dollars when you are old and need it most. A sight draft on a blind man is g'od when the blind man sees it that way. Your Gas Bill—“ Charge of tho Light Brigade.”—Brooklyn Life.