People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 April 1894 — False Guides [ARTICLE]

False Guides

Are they who recommend the use of mercury to the bilious, and gullible indeed are those who follow such advice. Blue pill and calomel poison the system. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is a safe substitute for such dangerous drugs. They arouse the liver when inactive most effectually, and promote, not imperil, general health. Constipation, malaria, dyspepsia, rheumatism yield to the Bitters. Johnnie —“Mamma, I heard the preacher say to-day that matches were made in Heaven. Is it so?” Mamma—“Of course. Why not?” Johnnie—“ Well, I don't see any use for matches. There’s no night there.”