People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 February 1894 — Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Croup Cure [ARTICLE]

Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Croup Cure

Cures coughs and colds. No opium. No nausea. 50c. A. P. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N. Y. No, my son; a doctor doesn’t know everything; but he thinks you think he does.— Puck.

Pat’s Replv.—The butcher was shoveling a big drift of snow from the walk in front of his shop when Pat came along and asked for a job. The butcher refused. Pat persisted. “No,” said tho butcher. “How will I get exercise it I let you shovel it!” “Eating your meat,” rejoined Pat, as he shouldered his shovel and marched on.—Utica Observer. An “As You Like It” club has been formed in Wichita. The motto of tho club, will probably be: “Sarno here.”—Kansas' City Star. ________ The Public Awards the Palm to Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar for coughs. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. When you borrow trouble you will confer a favor by not returning "it.—Galveston News. The boipmwer is a good deal like plo crust —he is very “short” and very sweet— Truth. Thb pump man is one who seldom wearies in well doing. Buffalo Courier. An Electric Snark Courting the telephone girl over the wires.—Truth. A woman’s age is about oighty-five per cent.—Cincinnati Tribune.

Staggers— “I surely would hate to be tb« moon. Takes it two weeks to get full.* Jaggers—“ And that isn’t the worst of ft, either. After he is full it needs two more weeks to get over it”—lndianapolis Journal. . “So the engagement is broken?” “Yen." “What is the reason?” “It was a case of love at first sight. They’re acquainted with each other now.”—N. Y. Press. Win ble—“There’ only one way to decide whether marriage is a failure.” Wabble—"How?” Wibble —“Match for it” —Indianapolis Journal. He—“ Give me a kiss, won’t you?” She (hesitatingly)—“Well— I will, if you won’t give it away.’’—Somerville Courier. One peculiarity about debts is, tho more debts are contracted the larger they grow. -Truth. _ He—“Do you believe in love at firs* sight?” She—“ This Is so sudden.” — Yonkers Statesman. “Misery loves company;” and yet they say that marriage is a failure.—Truth. ————— “A penny mode is a penny saved,” is the proverb of misers.