People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 February 1894 — The Most Pleasant Way [ARTICLE]

The Most Pleasant Way

Of preventing the grippe, colds, headaches, and fevers is to use the liquid laxative remedy Syrup of Figs, whenever the system needs a Identic, yet effective cleansing. To bo benefited one must get th,e true remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. For sale by all druggists in 50c. and $1 bottles. “Have you met that elderly girl that Smith has married? He says she is a sample of Virginia beauty.” “A sample! I should call her a remnant.”—Vogue. T"— - •' * —♦ 7 McVicker’s Theatre, Chicago. Miss Paulino Hall’s Comic Opera Company begins Feb. 5 with “Princess Treblzond,” and will play for three week. Seats can be secured by mall. 1 '. Many an actor proves that it is not impossible to »mix tho oil of eloquence with the water of a very weak argument.—Puck. Dr. Hoxoio’s Certain Croup Cure Sentpostpaid with beautiful souvenir spoon. Send 50c to A. P. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N. Y. Calling a woman's dress a dream is a polite way of sayihg that the cost of it gives her husband the nightmare.- St. Paul News. Rich rogues always fancy that their children will inherit only tho wealth and none of the sin.—Theodore Winthrop. There is no more effectual remedy for Coughs, Colds, etc., than Brown’s Bronchial Troches. Sold only in boxu.' Names are deceptive. A “masher” and a “bruiser" are about as far apart as Maine and Mendocino.—Puck.

“Tueiie’s one thing I didn’t like about the circus,” said grandma, “and that was the man that twisted himself all out of shape— I never did admire these extortionists.’’—Atlanta Constitution. Like Oil Upon Troubled Waters is Hale s Honey of Horehound and Tar upon a cold. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. True popularity is not the popularity which is followed after, but the popularity which follows after.—Lord Mansfield. The man of note is one who never pays his debts.—Dallas News. A coward is a man who fears to be called one.—Ram’s Horn.