People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 January 1894 — High Five or Euchre Parties [ARTICLE]

High Five or Euchre Parties

should send at onca to John Sebastian, G. T.~A., C. R. I. & P. R. R, Chicago, ten cents, in stamps, per pack for the sllcksst cards you ever shuffled. For SI.OO you will receive free by express ten packs. - - A local dealer advertises “a newstock of walking sticks for gentlemen with carved woodon heads.”—Philadelphia Record. Mr. Gailt— “You know man proposes—” Miss Waitlong—“No, I don’t; I’vo only heard that ho does.”—lnter Ocean. A New Sensation.—Barber—“Have a shampoo?” Virftim “No: give me a real poo: 1 want a new sensation.” Check Colds and Bronchitis with Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure In one minute. The worst enemy of the industrious workingman is the workingman who will not work.—Galveston News. Modest.—Tramp—“The world owes me a living.” Citizen—“ Well, I’m not tho world. Get out!” Maude—“ Our engagement is a secret” Lena—“So everybody tells me.”—Brooklyn Life. The pawnbroker never gets so old that he takes no interest in life.—Boston Transcript

A Fair Proposition.—Sho (doubtfully) “I believe you want to marry me for my money.’’ Ho (confidently)—“Try mo and see.”—Detroit Free Press. Tub Western Trail Is publishod quarterly by the Chicago, Rook Islai-d & Puoiflc Railway. It tells how to get a farm in the West, und it will be sent to you gratis for one year. Send name imd address to “Editor Western Trail, Chicago,” and receive it oneyear froo. John Sebastian. G. P. A. Mother—“ How did this ink got all over this table?” Small Hon—“lt run right out all by its own self, quick as the bottle upset.” Good News. —— ♦