People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1894 — A Constant Visitor. [ARTICLE]

A Constant Visitor.

A coastant and most unwelcome visitor of those troubled with rheumatism is painacute, agonizing and spasmodic, or dull and incessant Check this obstinate complaint, at its outset, with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters aid avoid life long discomfort Malaria and bilious trouble, constipation, dyspepsia and nervousness are relieved by the Bitters. Mauds— “We had private theatricals last evening. They went off first rate, only the .folks would laugh in the wrong place.-’ Uncle Henry—“ There is no such things* laughiig in the wrong place in private theatrical*.”—Boston Tramscript ' . Tommy—“ Paw, what is the difference between a journalist and a newspaperman!” Mr. Figg-“The newspaper man is the one who lends, while the Journalist makes the borrow, usually.”—lndianapolis Journal “Griat Scott! doesn’t time fly: it—” “Well, you won't think so if you’ll stopand listen to that hand. organ playing.” “What has that to do with it?” “It is playing ‘After the Ball’ stilt”—lntet Ocean. Jonest has discovered a curious feature about German-English dialect. He says when a German falls ill he swallows “dher bill,” and afterwards he pays “dher pill”— Harper’s Bazar. “How slowly the train is moving now!” said a passenger. “Yes,” replied another. “The baggage master must nave checked it”—Pittsburgh Chronicle. Tub Western Trail Is published quarter-' ly by the Chicago, Rook Island & Pacific Railway. It tells how to get a farm in the W est, and it will be sent to you gratis for one year. Send name trod address to “Editor Western Trail, Chicago,” and receive it one year free. Joun Sbbastian. G. P. A. “Do you ever have to mind the babyt” “Not yet; but I s’pose I will when she gets older, that is, if she’s got any of her mother about her.”—Atlanta Constitution.