People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 December 1893 — High Five or Euchre Parties [ARTICLE]

High Five or Euchre Parties

should send at once to John Sebastian, G. T. A., C. R. I. & P. R. R , Chicago, ten cents, in stamps, per pack for tho slickest cards you ever shuffled. For SI.OO you will receive free by express ten packs. The “ Black Crook” at MoVlcker’s Started in last week for another (loso of success. It seems only yesterday since tliis spectacle of uncommon splendor and reputed wickedness left Chicago. The “ Crook” remains till January 15tli. Death does not end all. Look at the largo number of contested will cases.— Texas Siftings. To err is human, and there aro some people who are remarkably human.

Mrs. Peach blow— “ Why does yonr husband carry such a tremendous amount of life insurance, when he’s in such perfect health?” Mrs. Flicker—“O, just to tantalia* me. Men are naturally cruel’’—Life. Young Man— “ Tommy, you are such a nice little boy 1” Tommy—“No use talking that way to me, Mr. Deadgone. Sisals ready has a fellow.”—Truth. After all, it is the condition of trade that regulates the fashions. Nearly all kinds of garments are worn longer in dull times than In prosperous ones.—Boston Courier. “Your neighbor appears to have failed a. good many times.” “Just twenty-four times. The next time will bo his silver bankruptcy.”—Fliegende Blaetter. < The motto of a business man in Erin county, N. Y., is: “All things come to hiax who hustles while he waits.’ A philosopher is a man who does not tr*' to argue with others until he knows he caxk down them.—Galveston News. In an autograph book—“Be consistent. Never accept advice. Not eveu this.”—, Fliegende Blaetter. Tommy—" Willie, do you know the name* of nil the stars?” Willie—“ No." Tommy -i “Well, I do. That one’s O’Brien.”