People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1893 — You Feel Ready to Go to War [ARTICLE]

You Feel Ready to Go to War

With all mankind when your liver is out ot order. Drastic cathartic pills will neither regulate your liver mr sweeten your temper. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, though, will bring comfort and calm, relieve your bowels pleasantly, and disperse all the symptoms of biliousness. Incomparable is it too for malarial, kidney and rheumatic ailments, dyspepsia and nervous debility. It is astonishing to the girl who has just got a position as clerk in a confectionery store to see hoW many girl friends she has who feel like dropping in to lean over the counter and gossip with her an hour or two three or four times a week. The Western Trail, is published quarterly by the Chicago, Rook Island & Paeitic Railway. It tells bow to get a farm in the West, and it will be sent to you gratis for one year. Send name and address to “Editor Western Trail, Chicago,” and receive it one year free. John Sebastian. G. P. A.. Col. Ingersoll says that as long as we love wo hope. That depends a good deal upon tho attitude taken by the girl and her parents.—N. Y. World. A hypocrite is in himself both tho archer and the mark, in all actions shooting at his own praise or profit.—Fuller. It is all right ior a man to take a rest, just so it is not some other man's rest ho takes. —Galveston News. “These are stirring- times,” as the cook said when she was making tho melted butter. “I’d never thought Raggs could ’a’ got so low.” “What is he doin’?” “Hush-sh, workin’ for his board.”—lnter Ocean. —-,♦ A bad man is worse when he pretends to be a saint.—Bacon. A fowl blot—the scrub chicken.—Rural New Yorker.