People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 November 1893 — High Five or Euchre Parties [ARTICLE]

High Five or Euchre Parties

should send at once to John Sebastian, G. T. A., C. R L & P. R R, Chicago, ten cents, in stamps, per pack for the slicksst cards you ever shuffled. For SI.OO you will receive free by express ten packs. There are people who say they want to meet their fnends in Heaven who do not try to get very close to them on earth.— Ram’s Horn. , We shouldn’t object so much to the man who knows it ail if he weren’t always so ready to tell us all about lu— Somerville Journal. After a short season in the blacksmith’s hands many a wagpn wheel knows what it is to have that tired feeling. Buffalo Courier. Ha—“ Are you fond of dancing!” She—- “ Yes, a minuet or—” He—“Oh, I can dance for hours without feeling weary.”—lnter Ocean. A man is much like a razor, because you can t tell how sharp he can be until he is completely strapped.—Siftings. The cat has nine lives, which shows that nature had a pretty fair idea of what the cat would have to go through.—Tid-Bits. A man with a broken leg is apt to do a good deal of darning while the leg is knitting.—Binghamton Leader. For Bronchial and Pulmonary Complaints “ Brown’s Bronchial Troches’’ have great curative properties. In boxes. 25 cfs. The meaner use a man intends to make of his money, the meaner things he will stoop to in getting it.—Young Men’s Era. A curb for nearly all the common ills— Take Beecham’s Pills. For sale by all druggists. 25 cents. Editor (to parrot) cracker!” Poll (with dignity)—*‘l decline to be interviewed.”—Truth. Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar relieves whooping cough. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. “The last thing Fred did was to kiss me.” “I should think it would be I”—Life.