People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 October 1893 — The Old Recipe. [ARTICLE]

The Old Recipe.

“When I go shooting for birds.” said Wallie, “I’m not going to use shot to kill ’em with. I’m going to catch ’em alive.” “How are you going to do it, Wallie?” asked his uncle. “I’m going to load my gun with salt and shoot at their tails,” said Wallie.— Harper’s Young People. A Good Object Lesson. Prof. Lumpin’s clothes are always in such a tattered condition that recently, when he saw himself in a looking glass, he took out his purse in order to give himself some alms.—Schalk. At His Trade. Mrs. Grumm —Go about your business. We don't want any beggars round Tramp—But begging is my business, ma'am. —Truth. Don't forget that members of th«, family have as good a right to apleas ant greeting when met, and will ap predate it as much, as tha Vnctacra vi quaintauce next «loor.