People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 September 1893 — Cheap Excursions to the West. [ARTICLE]

Cheap Excursions to the West.

An exceptionally favorable opportunity for visiting the richest and most productive sections of the west and northwest will be afforded by the series of low rate harvest excursions which have been arranged by the North-Western Line. Tickets for these excursions will be sol'd on August 23d, September 12th and October 10th, IWB, to points in Northwestern lowa, Western Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, Manitoba, Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming and Utah, and will be good for return passage within twenty days from date of sale. Stop-over privileges will be allowed on going trip in territory to which the tickets are sold. For further informatibn call on or address Ticket Agents of connecting lines. Circulars giving rates and detailed information wiH be mailed free, upon application to W A. Thrall, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Chicago & North-Western Railway, Chicaga Wb ought to keep peace with China as long as we have a pacific ocean betweeu us. —Troy Press. Bbecham’s Pills will, in future, for the United States, he oovered with a quickly soluble, ploasant coating. 25 cents a box. Titb running mad dog presents a case of rabid trausit. Albert Burch, West Toledo, Ohio, says: “Hail’s Catarrh Cure saved my life." Write him for particulars. Sold by Druggists. 75c.

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