People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 September 1893 — Don't Laugh [ARTICLE]

Don't Laugh

At people who are nervous. It is brutal to do so. Their affliction is very real and distressing. It cun easily be remedied, however, with Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, a nerve tonic of leading merit, indorsed by physicians and of long standing in popularity. It restores and cultivates digestion, regulates the liver and bowels, and prevents malarial, rheumatic and kidney trouble. It is pure and efficacious. “Well, Willie, did you master your lesson to-Uayl" “No’m; I missed it.’’

A Declaration of Independence.— Lord Blazonberrie—“But surely you won’t go on flirting like this after we are married!” Miss Manhattan—“ Yes, indeed. You know we Americans believe in ‘Union and Liberty.’ ’’-Truth. “What sort of a girl Is she !’• “Oh, she ie a miss with a mission.’’ “Ah!" “And her mission is seeking a man with a mansion.” —Sketch. “That remains to be seen," us the boy said when he spilt the ink on the tablecloth. —London Answers. “Life is a battlefield on which we fight for fame.’’ To preserve health in this fight, use Beecham’s Pills, 25 cents a box. The chef makes no pretensions as a sharpshooter, bnt he can hold his own at th® range.—Elmira Gazette. Glenn’s Sulphur Soap is a genuine remedy for Skin Diseases. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents. Jagson says the greatest scenterpiece for the table is a slice of llmburger.—Elmira Gazette. «