People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 September 1893 — The Death Roll Is Largely Swelled [ARTICLE]

The Death Roll Is Largely Swelled

By persons careless of imperilled health, who “pooh, pooh!” their minor ailments, believing, or pretending to believe, that nature will effect a change. Nature does effect a change, but it is in the wrong direction. She thus avenges a disregard of her appeals. Don’t omit, if you are at all unwell, to recuperate by the aid of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, a signal remedy for dyspepsia, nervousness, debility, malaria, rheumatism, biliousness. First Moth—“ Are you going fur?” Second Moth—“l intend to spend the summer on the cape.” While the elevator man gives many a fellow a lift, he doesn’t hesitate to run achap down. Though the ship’s crew may boast his ability to prepare a good meal, he generally makes a “mess” of it. Peop.lw learn everything else, but they never learn to sneeze gracefully.

“Yc* George Washington Snowball, come right jnouteti do nun,” screamed a negro mamma to her child. “Whuftur, mamma!’’ “Whuffur! I’ll tell yo’ whaffurl Fust thing yo’ know yo’ complection ’ll be tanned as bad us de white trash.” There are thousands of young men standing on the very threshold of life, trying to make a wise decision as to what business or profession they will follow. To all such we would say, before deciding ths question write to 11. F. Johnson & Co.,Richmond, Va. They can bo of service to you, as they have bceu to othqrs. In the second-grade grammar.—Teacher -“Bobby- Smart, give me the feminine of friar.” Bobby (briskly)—“The feminineof friar is cook.” - ... '■* - B. Walthall & Co., Druggists, Horse Cave, Ky.say: ‘•Hall’s Catarrh Cure cures every one that takes it.” Sold by Druggists, 75c. The Elizabethan ruff will be in vogue in the fall, and the fellow who attempts to kiss a fashionable girl will “get it in the neck.’’—Philadelphia Record. Freshness and purity are imparted to the complexion by Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 50c. Antone would be justified in recommending Beecham’s Pills for all affections of the liver and other vital organs. While vacation always begins with a V it always ends with a scarcity of them. — Baltimore American. Seeing is not always believing. For instance, we see liars frequently.—Philadelphia North America. II 'l ■ I R "...- As to riding a bicycle, the men appear more bent on it than the girls. The ascent of the balloon is generally a soar point with the aeronaut It isn’t every one who can make a game man quail.

“Is mt son thorough in hts school work, Mr. Podagog!” asked Bosbvshell. “Yes, bo is,” said the teacher. “He shows a tendency .to goto the bottom of* everything. X think he will be foot of his class* in a few days.” “Thebe, mamma,” said the small boy, ae he gazed nt the dromedary,, “that must ba .the camel that had the last straw put on hla back." Dineb—“lsn’t this meat rather tough!** Waiter—“ There’s no denying that, sir, but then we serve extra strong toothpicks with it”—Boston Transcript.