People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 August 1893 — Auditorium, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

Auditorium, Chicago.

That most gorgeous of stage spectacles “America" retains its tenacious hold on the public. The Italian opera season lfc postponed until March, 1804. The difference between a tight window and a "tight" man on a railroad train is that one you can’t open and the other you can’t shut up.—Yonkers Statesman. Butcher—'“Didn’t like that ham! Why, it was some I cured invsclf.” Customer—‘Call that ham cured) "Why, man, It wasn’t oven con valescent.”—Boston Transcript. Outraged Author (fiercely)—“Sir, your abuse of my book admilsof no explanation 1” Candid Critic (calmly) "Oh, yes, it does. I read it."—Puck. Keep the pores open is essential to health. Glenn’s Sulphur Soap does this. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 60 cents. Love is blind; but its imagination is equipped with double-barreled telescopes.— Truth. Dyspepsia, impaired digestion, weak stomach, and constipation will be instantly relieved by Beeoham’s Pills. 25 cents a box. “That,” said the rapid young man, as be pointed to his steam yacht, “is my floating indebtedness.”—Washington Btar. The reason that tho geysers at the National park leap so high is because they are composed of spring water.—Lowell Courier. A littb boy was asked what the Sunday school text was. He answered; “Many are oold, but few are frozen.”—Newark Call.

Manager— " That young friend of yours is a sleepy sort of fellow. What shall Ida with him!” Merohant—“Bee if you can’t find him a place in the night shirt depart meut."—Tul-Bits. Bilencb is golden, but you have never realized how golden until you have to buy it. —Atchison Globe. In apple pie order— the cheese that ootnsn with it. -Puok.