People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1893 — Assaults Upon Health [ARTICLE]

Assaults Upon Health

Are frequently committed by people who dose themselves with violent purgatives. Nothing but ultimate injury can be reasonably expected from such medicines, and yet, upon the smallest occasion, many unwise people use them repeatedly. If the bowels are costive, tho most efficacious laxative is Hostetter s Stomach Bitters, which never convulses and gripes the intestines, while it thoroughly regulates them and insures healthful action of the liver, stomach and kidneys. Use it in rheumatism and malaria. “I ain’t much at the pianny,” said the coal-yard empioye as he adjusted the weight of a load of coal, “but I’m great at runnin’ the scales.’’—Washington Star. The style of house that will accommodate two families at the same time has yet to be invented.—Fuck.

“Have you any tomarter’s!" asked Mrs. Dlmlingofher grocer. “No, ma’am,” re. piled the latter, ’“but I have some very nica potarters." "Keep ’em," she rejoined, viciously.—Harper’s Bazar.