People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 July 1893 — Dancing Under Diffieulties. [ARTICLE]

Dancing Under Diffieulties.

Among a number of young men whowere recently visiting-the city was onewho has a lively sens* of humor aod am impediment in his speech; A german, was given in their honor, and the hostes* observed that this particular yeung man did not dance. “I am surprised not to see you danoing,” she said, “Don’t you we for it??* “Oh, yes,” he replied. “Then why haven’t you gotten a> partner and joined in the amusement?’* “W-w-w-well,” he explained, “it’s ththis Way.. I h-b-have tried s-s-severat t-t-times. H-b-but b~by the t-time I have s-succeeded in t-telling a. g-g-girl wh-what 1 w-wanV th-the musie’a s-s-topped.”—Washington Stan. Two Friends Meet—First Friend—“Oh—er—Jarvis, would you mind pretending to pick a quarrel with me, and just giving me a push, you know? I want to test the pluck of thia Mg of mine.”- Tid-Bita.