People's Pilot, Volume 3, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 July 1893 — McVicker's Theater, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

McVicker's Theater, Chicago.

The Old Homestead” will remain at MoVicker’s Theater for sow* time. Every one should see Denman Thompson iu this genuine American play. Not Lost. —Visitor— “Ah, Johnny, I see you have lost one of your first‘teeth.” Johnny—“No, sir; I haveu’t lost it. It’s upstairs on the window sill.”—Pu-ck. The unparalleled business at the Auditorium, Cn-loago, during the present run of “America” is a noteworthy event even in these festive times of money spending and pleasure seekiug. Wht, Indeed?— I “What’s a lapstone, papa?” “It’s a stone the cobbler uses to boat bis leather on.” “Why doesn’t ho use a cobblestone, papa?"— Puck. M. L. Thompson & Co., Druggists, Coudersport, Pa., say Hall’s Catarrh Cure is the best and only sure cure for catarrh they ever sold. Druggists sell it, 75c. The condemned murderer is usually able to tell when his time has dome by the death watch the warden provides for ’ him.—Buffalo Courier. “One of de penalties ob greatness,” said Uncle Eben, “is ter be specially conspicuous ebry time yer makes a fool ob yerßelf.” Washington Star. Beauty marred by a bad complexion may be restored by Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 60 cents. Then It Won’t Be Right.—Tom— “Can you spell Wrong without aw?” Jack—“ Certainly. It will still be wrong if you do.”— Yankee Blade. Beeciiam’s Pills stimulate the ptyalln in the saliva, remove depression, give appetite, and make the sick well. - ■■ » ■ .■» —-—-- The ice man now calls every morning at the home of the coal man and does him up. —Dallas News. Tbbrb is something to be said in favor of indolence when a man is too lazy to run in debt. *’ ' ©. It is contended that there is nothing in a name, and yet about all one has is in it.— Galveston News. “Has Jones new quarters rocently?" “Oh, yes; he borrowed several from M’iggs last night.’’—lnter Ocean, Every boy has an idea that If bis father had lived at the right time he could have thrashed Goliath. A, peculiarity about it is that when money is tight it's business that’s apt to stagger.—Philadelphia Times. i „ * There is a man la this town who hates whisky so that he won’t even go to see a tight rope walk.—Dansville Breeze. A man who will take umbrage without cause would probably take most anything else. ’ As a rule, to let an aocount run makes it all the harder to catch up with it. Burnishing gold does not add to its value. —Ram’s Horn.