People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 53, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 June 1893 — McVicker’s, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s, Chicago.

New scenery is being painted by Manager McVicker for the forthcoming production of “The Old Homestead" which will commence its engagement July 3rd. Beats cun be ordered by mail. A man in Indiana has just died from excessive tobacco chewing. The music at his funeral should not be a dirge but an overchewer.—Rochester Democrat. Bick Headache, lassitude, weakness and loss of appetite caused by malaria can be immediately cured by Beecham’s Pills. What nonsense it is to say a man is inclined to be bald. When a man is becoming bald It is quite against his Inclination. When Fogg has run upstairs and arrives at the top out of breath, he very properly refers to his pneumatic tire.—Boston Transcript. r Half-cured eruptions will return. Eradicate them with Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents. As A rule, thoroughness is desirable. But many a grocer has succeeded through his half-weigh methods.—Washington Star. The circus holds an unconquerable sway over human interest. It is the kind of ring rule tsat a man never can get away from. Fatigub can hardly be regarded as an incentive to industry, but a wheel can do very little until Its Urea.—Biughamton Leader. “Don’t you wear goloshes, Mrs. Spriggins!” “No. Don’t need to. My eyesight’s as good as it ever was."—Harper’s Baear. The surest way to make a bad man mad is to tell him the truth about himself.— Ram’s Horn. It is a sure sign that ague has come to stay when it gives you the shake. No difference how you play the game of life, you are sure to lose.—Atchison Globe. The gas man may have his troubles, but they are always light.