People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1893 — McVicker’s Theater, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s Theater, Chicago.

“Black Crook” till July Ist, after which Denman Thompson in the “Old Homestead.” Beats can be secured by mail. Rheumatic Pains are greatly relieved by Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Hill’s Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents. When the rich man feels like making an open confession to some one he never hunts up the assessor.—Troy Press. These are prosperous times, but yet it is only the coin collector who has a “red cent” to snow.—Truth. Our uncle, the pawnbroker, may not have pleasant ways, but we have to put up with him.—Puck. The man who never advertises alwaya has plenty of time to balance up his books. —Somerville Journal. Our wants are numbered by the thousand, but our needs can be counted on the fingers. Herdso—“Do you believe In the faith curel” Saidso—“Yes: one treatment cured all the faith I had.”—Vogue. The wise schoolma’am doesn’t wait till Arbor day to plant a birch where it will do the most good.—Philadelphia Record. Young Author—'“Don’t you like to see yourself in printl” Debutanta—“No; I prefer silk.”-N. X- Journal. A bottle is a verv unfortunate thing. Every time it gets anything it gets it in the Beck.—Rochester Democrat. One of the most “prominent arrivals” 1* a pimple on your nose.—Truth.