People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 May 1893 — The Opening of the Campaign. [ARTICLE]

The Opening of the Campaign.

To open the campaign with any hopes of speedy success, attack the enemy, malaria, before it has a chance to intrench. An obstinate foe 'twill prove if you don’t go right at it If you are prudent, too, you will have fortified, upon the first intimation of Its presence in your neighborhood. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is the medicinal ammunition that you require. Every form of malarial fever yields to this fine preventive and remedy • Thb birds were the first spring poets. Their lays are good and on nest ones.—Philadelphia Times. Beecham’s Pills are a painless and effectual remedy for all bilious and nervous disorders. For sale by all druggists. When the oarsman retires he comes out of his shell. —Puck. Actors, Vocalists, Public Speakers praise Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Toothacbo Drops Cure in one minute.

“How’s this, Mrs. Sudds! My collars look very limp and dejected tips week.” “P’r’aps it’s because I used a sad iron on ’em, sir.”—Philadelphia Record. Mrs. Sugar—“Do you use whisky In cook ing!" Mrs. Lemon—“ Oh. yes; I like it in everything except men.”—Detroit Free Press. The fifth week of “The Black Crook” commenced Monday evening at McVicker’s Theater, Chicago. This spectacle in its finery and magnificence has never been equaled on a Chicago stage. Whbn a man finds a woman that there is nothing too good for he wants her to take him.—Galveston News. Merkison—“How do you define an optimist!” Murdison—“He is a man who is playing in good luck.”—N. Y. Herald. Lillie—“ She always tells the truth." Amy—“ What a nuisance she must be!”— N. Y. Herald. Sharps have not gone out of use, but a great deal of the music nowadays we find in flats. Evert poor poet knows that writer’s cramp is never so bard to cure as when it’s, in the stomach.—Somerville Journal.