People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1893 — A Queer Clanssilication. [ARTICLE]

A Queer Classification.

There is a town in the north of Yorkshire to which a peculiar omnibus runs. The peculiarity is that first, second and third-class passengers are carried by it. A gentleman getting in saw this fact announced at the opposite end of the ’bus. Wondering how this could be, he waited patiently to see. In a short time they arrived at the bottom of a hill. The ’bus stopped and the guard shouted out: "First-class passengers keep your seats! Second-class passengers get out and walk! Third class passengers get out and push! Gripsack. Cruel Girl.—"I've had such a beastly headache all day," complained Cholly “It must be a great satisfaction to you to be reminded that you really own a head,” cooed Dollie. --Indianapolis Journal.