People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1893 — McVicker’s Theater, Chicage. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s Theater, Chicago.

The Black Crook continues to draw vast crowds. Seats can be secured by mail two weeks in advance. A farmer who wished to enter some animals at an agricultural exhibition, wrote as follows to the secretary: ‘’Enter me for a jackass. ”—Tid-Bits. BEECHAM'S PILLS act like magic on the vital organs, restore lost complexion and bring back the keen edge of appetite. “THAT air is very familiar,” said the musician as a gust of wind took his hat away.— Harvard Lampoon. PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs is Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. LITERARY aspirants soon learn that editors return everything but umbrellas.—Elmira Gazette. NO MATTER how solid the road is financially, an engineer has to whistle many times for pay.—Rochester Democrat. MOST people believe that a college yell is a “holler” mockery. THE coal miner is generally above his business after working hours.