People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 April 1893 — WANDERING WITTICISMS. [ARTICLE]

WANDERING WITTICISMS.

A stoke front in Philadelphia bears a sign that reads: “Ho Made Ties.” | Many a man who “starts off well” spoils everything - by Coming back.— Cleveland Plain Dealer. I You can’t cart, your cake and have it, too. But it’s different with an onion. —Yonkers Statesman. As baseball salaries are cut down, the pitcher becomes more and more of & growler.—Philadelphia Record. The summer storms wiU not stop business just because tho lightning strikes now and then.—lnter Ocean.