People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1893 — Page 5

J. 3xr. iiozrtozst, DENTAL SURGEON. RENSSELAER. IN D. All who would preserve their natuml tceih should give him a call. Special attention given to filling teeth. Gass or vitalized air *. for painless extraction of teeth. Office o'er Lakueßrtis. I ~C. H. ERGAITSHIGHT? Veterinary Surgeon, - Graduate of Ontario Veterinary College. ■ of Toronto. Canada. Treats all diseases of &; domestic animals. Surgery and" chronic Kjlatneness a specialty. Your patronage soE liciled. Office. Frank B. Meyer's drugstore. Rensselaer. Ind. 2-38 • TRUSTEE’S NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that I will be at my' office at John A. Knowlton's, iti Jordan township. on the fourth Saturday of each mont , for the transaction of business connected with tho duties of Trustee. James 11. Carr, Trustee Jordan Township. Simon P. Thompson, David J. Thompson - Attorney at Law. Notary Public. THOMPSON i BRO., ~ 2£ttorney» at Law, • Rensselaer, Ind. Practice in all the courts. We pay particular attention to paying taxes, selling and £ leasing lands. M L. Spitler, Collector and : Abstractor. Makeever House Rensselaer, Ind. ’S. E. Yeoman Son, - Proprietors. Largest house. In the town. Three sample E rooms on first door. Rates reasonable. l-321y ‘ A. McCoy, Pres. T. J. McCoy, Vice Pres E. L. Rollings worth, Cashier. A. R. Hopkins, Assistant Cashier. B. McCOY«CO BANK. , Does a general banking business. Money loaned for short time at current rates. We • make a specialty of LOCUSTS on long time with privilege of partial payments. .A . » GO TO THE WILLIAMS’ ART STUDIO FOR First-Class Photographs. ■L Pictures Enlarged. Out-Door Views . made on order. Pictures taken Cloudy Days. Prices Reasonable. Call and see samples of work. J. C. Williams, Rennselaer, Ind. F. J. Sears, Pres. Vai. ai..i>. oashler. F. L. Chilcotb. Asst. Cashier. The Citizens State Bank. Capital Paid in 930,000. Undivided Profits 93,500. Organized as a State Bank Jan. 1. 1888. Does general bunking business. Interest al- ' lowed On special deposits. This bank is examined quarterly by the Auditor of Slate. ; There has never been a failure of a bank organized under this law. Money loaned on Short time. Exchange bought and sold on all banking points. Collections made and ,promtly reunited. ~ MORDECAI F. CHILCOTE, I Rensselaer, Ind. I Attends to all business in the profession I with promptness and dispatch. Office in secI ond story of the Makeever building.

JAMES W. DOUTHIT, LAWYER, - Indiana. inoL'BßowYirirsr i; Md i'itliiign, Crown anti Uridge I Work. Teeth W ithmit Plates a Spec|f«/f?/. Gas or vitilized air administered for I the painless extraction of teeth. Give me a [trial. Officeover Porter&Wishard’s. EEorge - Goff, I Rensselaer, Ind., [Restaurant, Bakery, I —AND — ■ICE PARLOR. I We keep D. F. Bremner’s ceijebrated brands of bread and buns I—-receive*! fresh from Chicago. ■Anyone wanting a good, square ■meal should call upon ]\|r. Goff. I CHARLES E. MILLS. atLaw ■ . Rensselaer, Indiana. ■ Pensions, Collections and Real Estate. AbPfeacts caret Lilly prepare* 1 .. Titles Examined. KTFarm Loans negotiated at lowest rates. MBCce up stairs over Chicago Bargain Store. |c. B. STEWARD, tpoTne&ic, White, HouseI hold, Eldredge and I linger Seiving I Machines, Kstey Organs, Pianos, etc. I Rensselaer, Ind. ■ Agent for Continental, Home, yermanla and North British Wire Insurance Companys, and Wie Accident Association of IndOnapolis, Ind.

The Arizona Kicker.

A QUEER LOT.— Last Saturday big Jim Taylor, the freighter, who has to hold printed matter at the end of his nose to read it, and who couldn’t spell out the name “California” in less than five minutes to save his neck, stopped his copy of the Kicker because we didn't have but two accounts of stage robberies that week. On Monday, “Dandy Charlie,” the gambler, stopped his paper because we refused to publish a column biography of John C. Heenan. Tuesday after noon that old cayuse familiarly known as Tom Perry wanted to devote the local page to a history of the pyramids of Egypt and when we stood him off he got mad and ordered his name off the books. Wednesday morning Judge Green walked in on us and demanded to know whether we were running a saw mill or a newspaper. He had got hold of an account of the Bender family, of Kansas, and never having seen it in the Kicker he thought we were beating our subscribers. We offered to compromise by publishing an account of the surrender of Cornwallis at Yorktown, but he went away mad and wouldn’t be found dead with a copy of our paper in his pocket. We didn’t expect to hit everybody’s tastes when we opened our shop here. We propose to run things after our own policy, and those who don’t like it must stand from under. Every week we present a combination of murder, love, elopement, robbery, assassination, religion, politics, poetry, executions, scandals, science and agriculture, and the critter who obstinately insists that there is a vacuum somewhere doesn’t know the difference between wolf meat and porterhouse steak. NOT OUR WAY—We notice that an Ohio editor has declined the nomination of representative of fill a vacancy in the state legislature. Not only that, but he gave as his opinion that no editor should accept a political office or any sort of favor from a railroad or other corporation. By looking at a map of the United States we perceive that Ohio is bounded on the north by Michigan and Lake Erie, on the east by Pennsylvania, on the south by West Virginia and Kentucky and on the west by Indiana, but how such an editor as that is bounded we shall not attempt to figure. By working a potato patch in shares during off days and Sundays, and by making his wife go barefooted through the winter and cut her own corns in the summer, he may manage to keep his head above water in Ohio, but he must not let the western fever get hold of him. He could’nt exist for two weeks out here, even when roosts are in season and at their cheapest. Years ago when our eyebrows were silken and our feet tender, we had a half formed idea that it was the duty of an editor to boost everybody else into public view and remain in the background himself. We even decided that a railroad pass, good from San Francisco to New York, might bias his opinion of roadbeds, locomotive and sidetracks. We even began our editorial career by refusing to pay a probate judge a bribe of $50 to get $600 worth of fat advertising. It is needless to remark that we no longer resemble the jack rabbit in appearance or do we do business on the Ohio principle. We take every thing in the shape of a pass offered us. We miss no occasion to make a public speech. We ache for office and get it—three or four of them. If there is any head to a table at a banquet we are there. We boost ourself first and the public afterwards. If we were offered the place of minister to England to-morrow we’d take it quicker’n scat. In our opinion there’s nothing too good for an editor, and we frankly admit that when we hear of a case like that in Ohio we feel like writing to the onery galoot and asking what right he has outside of an idiot asylum.

WILLIAM IS WAITING—About two months ago an individual who called himself “Wild Bill” started in business at the Grand Canyon crossing as a road agent. He made a botch of it from the start, and the Kicker came out and said that he hadn’t sand enough to pat a mule on the kicking end. The other day we received a letter from William in which he made all sort of declarations as to what he would do in case he got us under the muzzels of his guns. We have got a picture of our mind’s eye. In the foreground Wild William sits on a rock beside the trail

patiently waiting our appearance. Afar off we can be seen coming up on our mule on our way to Prescott. As we draw near we are commanded to throw up our hands and dismount, and William sizes us up good for the price of a curled hair mattress with a red cover. He has just uttered his first cackle of satisfaction when northern Arizona suddenly rises up under his feet and lets him drop with a smash that loosens all his hair at the roots, and when he has come too he has gone out of the road agent business forever. For fear W. B. may not follow us closely we will drop the feather of rhetoric and pick up the crowbar of fact and assure him of our intention to bring about an early meeting. We hope he will be loaded for ba’r. If we can’t get him on the run inside of two minutes from the time we sight him, we’ll quit the territory within a month, and never enter it again.

Alliance Meetings.

The Alliance meeting held at Wild Lily school house, Union township, was a success. We effected an organization, installed officers, and are now on a solid footing. Our next meeting will be held April 13th. All members are invited to attend. Members that are delinquent will be reinstated for fifty cents.

J. W. NOLAND.

Farms to rent on equitable terms. Drainage good. Apply at my office. B. J. GIFFORD, Kankakee, Ill.

ELECTRIC BITTERS.

This remedy is becoming so well known and so popular as to need no special mention. All who have used Electric Bitters sing the same song of praise. A purer medicine does not exist and’ it is guaranteed to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters will cure all diseases of the Liver and Kidneys, will remove pimples, boils, salt rheum and other affections caused by impure blood. Will drive malaria from the system and prevent as well as cure all malarial fevers. For cure of headache, constipation and indigestion try Electric Bitters. Entire satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Price 50c and $1 per bottle at Meyer’s drug store.

ATTENTION FARMERS! If you have a horse that has poor appetite, is languid, hair rough and run down generally use Morris’ English Stable Powders and he will speedily recover. For the removal of worms it has no equal. Will make your horse Slick, Fat and Glossy. Contains no antimony or other in j urious drugs. Pound packages 25 cents. Sold by F. B. Meyer. IT SHOULD BE IN EVERY HOUSE. J. B. Wilson,. 371 Clay St., Sharpsburg, Pa., says he will not be without Dr. king’s New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, that it cured his wife who was threatened with Pneumonia after an attack pf “La Grippe,” when various other remedies and several physicans had done her no good. Robert Barber, of Cooksport, Pa., claims Dr. King’s New Discovery has done him more good than anything he ever used for Lung Trouble. Nothing like it. Try it. Free Trial Bottles at Meyer’s drug store. Large bottles 50c and sl.

®/OO REWARD For any Cut, Bruise, Lameness, Swollen Limbs, Saddle or Collar Galls that Morris’ English Stable Lina men t will not cure. It cures when all otheis fail. Use it and you will not be disappointed. Price 25c, 50 and sl. Actually worth $25 to consumer. Sold by F. B. Moyer. It is a truth in medicine that the smallest dose that performs a cure.is the best, DeWitt’s Little Early Risers are the smallest pills, will perform the cure and are the best. A. F. Long & Co. THE PROOF OF MERIT Is fully demonstrated in the use of Craftjs Distemper Cure among horses. It cures Chronic Coughs, Colds, Pink Eye and all catarrhal troubles of the horse. It is acknowledged by Veterinary Surgeons to be a“ wonderful remedy and the only known specific treatment for Distemper, Price 50 cents, Sold by F.' B. Meyer, A little ill, then a little pill. The ill is gone the pill has won, DeWitt’s Little Early Risers the little pills that cure great ills. A. F. Long & Co.

Crowping ’•Success Of the World Renowned Medium, Mrs. Mariah Shed, The Greatest Second-Sight *%er and Forecaster of coming events. Acknowledged by press and people without a peer in her profession. Can be consulted on all affairs of life nt her residence, Rensselaer, Ind. Tells truthfullness of friends, business deals or matrimonial ventures. Tells all your business affairs with Utmost truth: lost or stolen property. Every hidden mystery revealed. Helps al) who are in trouble. Givi's ailvice in love affairs. Tells if your lover is true or false. Lucky days. Interprets dreams and diseases. Restores lost affections. Brings the separated together. Makes speedy ami happy marriage with the one you love by proper advice. Dop’t buy. sell or go on a journey until you consult this gifted lady. 2-41.

icAKim lIVER CURE Eick Headache end relieve all tbs troubles fnefdont to a bilious stato of tho system, such aa Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after eating. Pain lu the Side, io. While their remarkable success has been shown ia cuxlEg Headache, yet Carter’s Little Liver Pllia ara equally valuable in Constipation, curing and preventing tbisannoyingcoxnplaint, while they also correc t all disorders of the s tomach.stimulate the liver end regulate the bowels. Even if they only cured >n jywgu aa EE3K HEAD Ac'n s they world bo al mootpriceless to these who Buffer from this distressing complaint: but for tuuatoiy their goodness doesnotend Loro.and ttoso ■who once try them will find these little pills vain, able in so many ways they will not, bo willing to do without them. Hut after all Bick head ACHE 'lsthe baoo of co many lives that here Is Where vro make our great boast. Our pills euro it while others do not. Cartpr’a Littlo Liver Pills are very small and very easy to take. Ona or two pills makoa doso. They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe or puifio, but by their gentle action please all who usethem. Invialsat2scents; five for sl. Sold by druggists everywhere, or sent by malt CARTER MEDtOIME CO., Now York. RHiSLI. PILL. DOSE. SMALL PRICE OUB NSW 1893 FLOWZB SSSD OTTU. IW FLOWER SEEDS ■ Varieties, FREE■ AiiVnpurnllelcd Offer by on (Hd-EMtnbMahed und Keli- ‘ able I’ubllabliig llouie! 'J hk Laiuiim’ World Ih a large VOpage, 80 column illustrated Magutim» for bullet and the family circle. ]th devoted to »t<irieM,porm>. ladle*’ fancy work, artistic needlework, home decoration, hotieekreping, fashions, hygiene, juvenile reading, etiquette, etc. To introduce thia charming ladles* paper into 100,000 rheru it is not already taken, we uow e following cttlutMl offer: Upon reefy Ceuta <’n e»7rer pr u>< ic LudleM* World for Three to each subscriber *e will send tipaid, a large and snagnifieetsl Collection of Choke Flower £eodo» hundred varieties, iiulnding PaqaieA, Verbenas, Clirjmmthemuma, Asters, Phlox Druiiiinondii, Balaam, Cypress Vine, Stocks, Digitalis, Double Zinnia, Pinks, etc., etc. Remember, twelve cento nays for the niaganine three months and this entire magnificent Collection of Choice Flower >ee ls, put up Uy a first-class Feed House and warranted fresh and reliable. No lady can afford to miss this wonderful eviMirtunity. Ws guarantee every tutacriber many times the value of mosey sent, and will refund your money and make you a pretenl cf both seeds and Magazine if you ore not satisfied. Ours is an old and reliable publishing house, endorsed by nil the leading newspaper*. We have received hundreds of testimonials from pleased patrons during the past five years: “ / XoJ beautiful flowers from the seeds you sent me two years ago. and from know Ike seeds ar*, exactly as a<lreriissd. N. “ Myself and friends hast sent far various things advertised by yoa,' and have found them to be ahlirelv sali>facCf>ry. ,, —M. J. Davis, Brooklyn. N. Y. Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher (a regular Biibtcribsr), and Grace Greenwood, each cr lervd our seeds last season. Do not conth is offer with the catchpenny w'tXv LrfX :»f unscrupulous persons. to-day—-don’t nut it off! Six subscriptions and six ( Seed Collections sent for fiO cents. jffj SPECIAL OFFER! S (or above offer, and naming the paper in whuh <\ fie saw this adeerltsemenl, we will send free, In addition to nil the above, one packet of the celt* brated Eckfcrd Hwect embracing the newest varieties, ini liidlnf Borentt'in. Iwi ' Kekford, Splendor, The Quern, Orantre Prlaee, ’ Apple Blossom, etc. Sweet Pens are the most popular aZJWjJt < and fashionable bouquet flowers now cultivated, and ~th Eckford Varieties which we offer, are the largest, ay finest and most celebrated known. They grow U> height of 6 feet, and produce for three months a ooiitinuou* pro fusion of fragrant blooms of the most brilliant coloring. ANOTHER GREAT OFFER ’ etibxcrlptlon price) we will Send The Lndiea* World for One Yciir, together with onr magnlllcenl <‘<»Uerth»n of t’holoe Flowoi Berds above described, likewlae one packet of the axtonaively odvr» •.iaed and jnatlv celebrated Kelt ford Mwoot Pros. Address. H.II. MOORE A CO,, 27 I’urk Place, Xcw Yor b

ff Cemetery, Lawn, Poultry and Rabbit Fencing, THOUSANDS OF MILES IN USE, CATALOGUE FHEH. FBEIGHT PAID. THE McMULLEN WEiTwiSE FEMCE CO., 114.116.118 and ISO ». SCarketSt,, Chicago, 111. I Scientific American O Agency >- trade marks, HV ** DEBICN PATENTS, « L, .. COPYRIGHTS, etoJ Handbook write to MUNN b UQy Buoadway, New York. Oldest bureau for securing patent* in America, Every patent taken out by us is brought beftno the public by a notice given free of charge in tlio f wntifir Largest circulation of any scientific paper in the world. Splendidly illustrated. Nolntell“gent man should be without it. Weekly. £3. (Hl a yeer; SUOsiS month*. Address MCNn & "(L Pubushkhs, 301 Broadway, New York City. see asaOs ir win THESE WONDERFUL LENSES , Are the result of years of scientific expei ■ imenting. and are now placed, owing* to their superiority, preeminently above every thing heretofore produced in this lino. lb '/arc acknowledged by experts to be the finest and most perfectly constructed Lenses nnd are peculiarly adapted to correcting the .yarion’} vj*uall Imper/ecEMiyPairWamnted. Apply to Dr. I. B. Washburn.

OH, SAY! Farmers and others, C. H. Vick, at the World’s Fair Restaurant and Grocery, must have more room, and for that reason will close out his entire stock of groceries AT COST. Note a few of his prices: 27 pounds New Orleans sugar $1 oo Santa Claus, Standard and Old Country soap, per bar 4c Ivopy Soap, 10c size, per bar 7 C Favorite Sewing Machine Oil, per bottle 7c 10c box of starch _ y c Bib box‘Muzzy’s Sun Gloss starch 21c Dwight's Cow brand soda He 50c can Sun Baking Powder, with bread knife 40c Corn Starch <j c Quaker Oats, 21b packages < 10c Rising Sun Stove Polish 0 c Magnolia axle grease, per box f}e All Spices, per pound j>sc Matches, 200 in box p. 75 styles briar wood pipes at cost. Syrup Molasses, per gallon 3" ) C C. H. VICK,. • ■ ■■■■'■•■ ..... - \ We have opened out 2y. J? 11.L.1 . - in our new building with :: a Rill* line of groceries ai)(l E a nd Provisions and so- | licit a share of your pat- , f ronage. All goods Complete | fresh and neat. ' We will also carry a small ’ • E line of hardware. jine. ’ f c , C Store on Van Rensselaer street, tHttttttrmmttmt!; B “ uth of Mco °v’ s bank building. WARNER fc SHEAD. THE Woodman’s Specific- No. 4 is a scionWORST COLDS GRIPPE title combinatifn of vegetable products. BRONCHITIS AND MALARIA Perfectly harmless, but will euro a cold ARE QUICKLY , , TirrnrvV in a tnv ' lours< They are little, tiny PNEUMONIA • ' AND pills, eagy to pleasant to the CONSUMPTION POSITIVELY PREVENTED taste, and can be carried in the vest BY USING WOODMAN’S pocket. 25 doses for 25 cts. SPECIFIC NO. 4 FOR To verify the truthfulness of our SALE BY Y J,], statement, it costs tut a trifle. One DRUGGISTS PRICE 2 * pys tr^al couv * nce y° u - *- **wn---rgrr»rT?iMnwirwßrwiwi..> ■ > ■ ii—wumiu—j—.. j—imiufwi WOODMAN DRUG CO. ROXBURY, MASS. CA UTIOX. | Ask for Woodman’s Specific No 4. If your (Tr.igglst d-vs nV keep it, and will not get it for you, send us 25 cents, and we will send it to you postpaid. “Seeing is Believing.” J And a good lar.ip must be simple; when it is not simple it is not good. Simple, Beautiful, Good— -these Is mean much, but to see “ The Rochester ” impress the truth more forcibly. All metal, h and seamless, and made in three pieces zbsolutcly safe and unbreakable. Like Aladdin’s d, it is indeed a “wonderful lamp,” for its maris light is purer and brighter than gas ligh% r than electric light and more cheerful than either. * ok for th is stamp—• Th. Rovh?.st-r. If the lampdealer has a’t the tr-nnlna jester, and the style you want, eend to us for our new illustrated catalogue, ye will send you a lamp rafely bv express—your choice oi over 2.U00 etica from the Largeet Lamp Stere in the ll'orld. 3 BOCIIKSTER LAHP CO., 42 Park Pine., Now York City. “The Rochester.”