People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 March 1893 — Yon Needn't Live in a Swamp [ARTICLE]

You Needn't Live in a Swamp

To have malarial trouble. It is as wide spread as it insidious. But you do need Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters to get over it speedily and completely. Persistent use of this professionally commended remedy and preventive will floor it, though you have tried other medicines in vain. Trickle it at the outset. The same advice should be taken in cases of dyspepsia, debility, liver and kidney complaint, rheumatism and neuralgia. “DON'T wait for me,” said the boots to the beaver hat. “Why not?” asked the hat. "Because it’s your business to go on a head,” replied the boots. THE WORLD'S MAMMOTH HOTEL is the 1,100 room, fireproof, summer hotel, the “GREAT EASTERN,” at St. Lawrence Ave. and 60th St., Chicago, two blocks from Midway Plaisance World's Fair entrance and overlooking famous Washington Park. World’s Fair visitors can avoid annoyance and extortion of sharks by engaging rooms now at $1.50 a day, each person (European) by addressing Copeland Townsend, Manager, (formerly mgr. Palmer House), 42 Rookery Building, Chicago, Ill. THE policeman likes to be in politics because under such circumstances he has a chance to make a hit.—Philadelphia Times. JAGSON says its always a paradox of drink that a man will get away with more than he can carry.—Elmira Gazette. DON'T Neglect a Cough. Take some Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar instanter. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. “WIFE,” said a henpecked husband, “go to bed.” “I won't!" “Sit up, then. I will be obeyed somehow.”—Tid-Bits. “I wish I could send my boy to the old school,” said Hawkins. “These gentlemen of the old school seem to know everything.” WHEN a person considers himself as “one in a thousand,” he naturally regards the others as ciphers. JUST DOG —Loftus—“What sort of a dog is that you have—a pointer?” Sporty—“No; a disappointer.”—Truth. THEATRICAL managers may act as though they want the earth, but it is really the stars they are after.—lnter Ocean. SOME of the funny stories told about the fireside are enough to make even the fire roar.— Yonkers Statesman. THAT bandmaster had a proper idea of the fitness of things who ordered that his musicians should wear tunics.—Boston Courier. MRS. BROWN—“Who was best man at your wedding?” Mrs. White—“My husband, of course.”—Harvard Lampoon. It is better to say: “This one thing I do,” than to say: “These forty things I dabble in.”— Washington Gladden. DOT (aged six, on conclusion of song by celebrated tenor)—Papa, did that man make all that noise on purpose?—Tid-Bits. “WHAT made Carter try dialect writing?” “Because he never has been able to spell anything correctly.”—lnter Ocean.