People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 January 1893 — SOME EASY WAYS. [ARTICLE]

SOME EASY WAYS.

The w<*y to spoil a wife is to frown at her. The way to spoil a hog is to overfeed him with corn. The way to spoil a cow is to pound her with stool. The way to spoil children is to take no interest in their doings. The way to spoil yourself is to nurse your conceit and think only of number one. The way to spoil a driving horse is to cut him with the whip when lie doe# not expect it.