People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 January 1893 — McVicker’s Theater, Chicago. [ARTICLE]

McVicker’s Theater, Chicago.

“A Kentucky Colonel” by Opie Reid begins at McVicker’s Theater by Mr. McKee Rankin, Jan. 29th, a comedy of southern life. “Give the devil his due” is all wrong. Give him your “don’t" and you’ll be happier.— Yonkers Statesman. “Remember that in Garfield Tea you have an unfailing remedy for Indigestion, Sick Headache, and every attending ill that an abused stomach can make vou suffer. Every druggist sells, it. and 11.00.” Money is yet quite hard to collect by landladies—even boarding bouse coffee refuses to settle. “The best thing yet!” That is the way a young man put it who made arrangements to work for B. F. Johnson & Co., of Richmond, Va. You can get further information by dropping them a card. “Maud, I’m afraid you don’t really love me.” “Well, what can you expect, now that the wedding day’s almost here?” For Throat Diseases and Coughs use Brown’s Bronchial Troches. Like all really ao»d things, they are imitated. ’ The genuine are sold only in boxes. The barbed wire fence is the thing that can give you points. A Georgia editor refers to his readers as “patients.” . «

“Might I ask who lives here?” asked a polite gentleman of a stranger he met in front of a handsome mansion. “Certainly, sir,** as politely replied the other. “W ho is it, sir ?” “I’m sure I don’t know,” replied the stranger. Mr. Raiser, whose World’s Fair Hotel advertisement appears in this paper, Is perfectly reliable and will do as he agrees “You were out again playing poker last night,” said the father. “No, father,” replied the truthful youngman, “I was in just »17.”—Washington Star. Is your blood poor? Take Beecham’s Pills. Is your liver out of order? Use Beecham’s Pills. 25 cents a box. “I do play a little poker, but only with my friends.” “They are handy to borrow from, that’s a fact.”—lndianapolis Journal.