People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 January 1893 — KANSAS PHILOSOPHY. [ARTICLE]

KANSAS PHILOSOPHY.

Love laughs at locksmiths, but you bet it doesn’t laugh at plumbers. Assure a man that the punishment is a month off and there are few things he would hesitate to do. . When a man misses a train he is very anxious to catch, the people say: “That is a gt>dd joke on you.” Whether a girl likes cigar smoke or not depends upon whether it is her brother or some other girl’s brother who does the smoking.—Atchison Globe.