People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1892 — Look to Yourself [ARTICLE]

Look to Yourself

If your liver is out of order, your skin saffron colored, tongue furred, eyeballs tinged with yellow. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters Instanter is the correct thing. Don’t wait, if you don’t want jaundice and perhaps abscess of the liver. Likewise, if you have a malarial chill, touch of rheumatism, indigestion, kidney or nervous trouble, use the Bitters without deiay. Give it a fair trial, as it preserves. “Thm man can’t ha a poet,” said Jennings, as a friend pointed out to him a literary man. ‘-He looks too much like one.” —Ch.cago News Record. Coughs and Hoarseness —The irritation which induces coughing immediately relieved by use of "Brown's Bronchial Troches." Bold only in boxes. “I find it is always best to keep cool,” said the snow. “Exactly,” replied the sidewalk, “I catch your drift.”—Washington Star. Disease is unnatural, and is but the proof that we are abusing Nature.- It is claimed that Garfield Tea, a simple herb remedy, helps Nature to overcome this abuse. Mudge—“Thompson called me an idiot.” Tab-ley—“You needn’t mind that. Thompson always does exaggerate more or less. ” Indianapolis Journal. Dqn’t Wheeze and cough when Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar will cure Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. Mrs. Cumso—“l thought the congregation was deeply stirred by our pastor’s sermon this morning.” Cumso—“l noticed a good deal of restlessness myself.” If you are constipated, bilious or troubled with sick headache, Beecham’s Pills afford Immediate relief. Of druggists. 25 cents. Fulton—“ Did he leave any provision in his will for his wife?” Husker—“No, but he left her plenty of money to get the best tne market affords.”—lnter Ocean. Every season somebody says the theater hat must go. It keeps on going to the theater, for a fact,—N. O. Picayune. If oil can still the fury of the waves, why does not every ship take plenty of it in her cruise? The mariner who scours the sea in all sorts of weather ueeds a great deal of sand. —Lowell Courier. The trouble is that when a man needs his nerve most he can’t find it. —Atchison Globe. “Johnny, give me a proverb.” “Amputation is the thief of legs.’’—Harper’s Bazar. It is never necessary to tell the moneylender to take a Lttle more interest in his business O. Picayune. Must Be One.—Melville—“Birk has given up tobacco.” Beverley—“ls it love or liver?” —N. Y. Herald. The goat is not the most popular producer of “butter”-milk It is better to give a little more taffy during life than so much epitaphy after death. Birds of a feather are flocking together —on fashionable bats.—Troy Press. Extravagance and plenty cannot livo in the same house.—Galveston News. It's always the fall season with the amateur bicyclists.