People's Pilot, Volume 2, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1892 — Three Blessings in One. [ARTICLE]

Three Blessings in One.

A triplet of benefits is comprised in the single word—vigor. This implies good appetite, sound sleep, the pewer to digest. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters endows an en. feebled system with vigor. It insures dL gestion, helps nightly repose, and Increases zest for the food it enables the system to assimilate. It is petent in malaria, constipation, liver and kidney complaints and rheumatism. Disappointing.—“ How did that tin mine you discovered pan out!” “It was aflat failure. It proved to be only the grave of a Harlem goat”—N. Y. Herald. A. M. Priest, Druggist, Shelbyville, Ind., says: “Hall’s Catarrh Cure gives the best of satisfaction. Can get plenty of testimonials, as it cures every one who takes it” Druggists sell it, 75c.

Not Holt At All—“ And so she is a holy terror 1” “Bo; an impious virago.”—Yankee Blade. Jefferson’s Rip Van Winkle at McVicker’s Theater, Chicago, till Dec. 10. Dec. 11 Glendalough, a new Irish comedy in five acts. White to the Kansas Trust and Banking Co., of Atchison, Kan., for their descrintive price lists of improved farms in Kansas. Jealous.—Jsck—“Mamie, whose portrait is that in your locket?” Mamie—“Columbus’.”—Jewelers’ Weekly. A curb for nearly all the common ills— Take Beecham’s Pills. For sale by all druggists. 25 cents. It is a strange paradox that fast colors are colors that will not run.—Boston Transcript. A successful chase of the ideal often helps us amazingly in catching up with the material—Puck. Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter with Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike’s Toothache Drops cure in one minute. Took On Bomb.—“ Did Jimson take on very much at the funeral of his uncle!” “About a quart”—Yankee Blade.

Teacher—“ What are the two capitals of Rhode Island!” Smart Scholar (promptly) —“R. and L”—Kate Field’s Washington. It is always proper to call upon the superintendent of streets to “mend his ways.”— Boston Commercial Bulletin. Our Bewildering Language —The Count (whispering)—“EAh, mademoiselle, you ’ave sooch a beautiful hide.” “Cubebs are weaker,” says the market report But not in diuretic effect, understand. Life is short, and most people are short all through hife.—Somerville Journal. What kind of spice is most adulterated With peas? Why, pepper, of course. Time heals all things; but it does not heel a pair of boots.—N. O. Picayune. Writing materials—Brains, eyes and a hand (not for sale at stationers’). —Puck.