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11 1 kith ;i . t ,1 ' -tr It Nk , York, "ure too ready with their cecnFatioLs accUiatlo-L.s of drm.l:c.nr;ess iUid what not against all who don't share their views. "Poraf'tlmcs I think they are . had fas Billy Grimes. "PdiJy's doctor hail bought a Cne now iiilr of acetylene lamps for his automobile, aii'I one evening the wjitei reservoirs of Loth lamps got empty, arid .wi, of course, the lights went out. "The doctor, halting in fr.-r.t of Billy's shack, tdioulcd : "IIi, Billy, can you let mo have some waU-r far my lamps?' "Billy came forth. 'Water?' he said. 'I guess ye mean oil, don't ye, doc?1 "'No, r don't,' said the doctor; 'I mi-aii water.' "Billy looked at the doctor, th-n he ihook his head sadly. : " 'Petter m right off homo, doe, he said. '('io home and sleep It off. Ain't ye ashamed of yerself at your age and all the lives of the cotiuiiuiilty dependiu' on ye.'" Washington Star.

YEARS BUT ADD TO BEAUTY Particularly Graceful Tribute Paid to the Elderly by Widely Known American Writer. I luno carried those my preferences through lift', and I still regard old Indies as nnir lie. in so much that I have never seen one that I did lmt re- I vere. 1 00 not knw vsisen iney ru-gm to look old to other eyes, hut to mine they never look old. as old men look. Very likely some of them may eneo fcave heen silly, ami some naughty, hut they do not show it, while all the goodand wisdom of their youth l:os grown upon them. I "-houhl like to touch hero, hut harely touch, the thought of ihe dear and lovely lady which has all this time heen in the hack of my mind, r,s a Mipremo proof of the hiuhest prai-H? that could he given to aging woman, M i tt es W. I . Howells in Harper's Jliiga.ine.. She was of tlso line-t laotlernity In her love ('" the Lest things In literature aisd life, and could no ioiv err in taste thrwi In truth or the heauty whfeh is one with it. She Is gone now, who was .- lately here in such perfection of mind and froul, that ,ft seems as If she could never have left us who were privileged to share the hounty of her wisdom acd grace. ''" Memories of Home. A clerk of a large musical instrument store was sent out Monday afternoon to il. liver a new banjo to a imrchnser, when he whs accosted en route by a dusky man from the Scuith. At first the clerk feared he was ahout to be Lehl up, hut the man assured him that he was merely Interested In the banjo and for purely musical reasons. Whereupon the clerk opened the ease and allowed the man from the South to fea--t his eyes on the glittering nickel plate and shining pearl. Then the Muse called and, hastily tuning the Instrument, the wanderer struck the strings a hit uneertaiidy find then fdrwwned several melodies associated vith cotton fields ami baked possum. A small audience gathered and even the clerk was loath to take the Intd rumen t from its true master. The man stood for a moment gazing after the !nesstisger it 1 1 then muttered: "bawdy, Use gwlne grab the fust train roll in south." IV'-troit Free Press. China's Cotton Industry Expryids. The large profits made by Shanghai mills mid the desire of the Chinese to make their own cotton goods were the factors combining to bring ahout the unparalleled expansion of the local cotton industry. There are now approximately 1 ,., mm.) .spindles in China", but replacing the' imports of finished products of various kinds, from yarns to piece goods, would re qui re r.0.0tH spindles. Formerly the predominating interest in China's cotton mills was foreign ; the development in the last six luonths has been almost entirely native, and hen the new factories are in operation Chinese capital will 1 e well in the lead. Frank Confeslsons. "May 1 ask what you are reading?" 'The memoirs of a lion tamer." "I presume he never saw a wild animal he was afraid of?' "Oh yes. That's why I like the hook. He writes entertainingly of times when the hypnotic power of his eye was noihfag, but Ids ability to sprint was everything." Birndngha; 1 Age-Herald. Record in Dry-Docking. A world's recorU In dry-docking Rcldeveinettt w a s established recently by the :iO,OtHoa tloatlng dry dock of the Morse Dry Dock and Ilepair comI .gay t Brovklyn. X. Y., v. hen the S. S. Minnesota, tie l.rrgest cargo carrier ts::ca,t, was lifted in 2o minmes actual p-untp'ng time. Free. Ve j 0 i a. t i V-how. and, you e t ' -Til si . fsk.ks." "V.Ml?" I t C 5,.i. - sh- ' n t Is 1. he MSt ... -! cm. ry day." L. Ti r-.l , I- 1. I f .'' 2. i x ; t ' 1 i i r 1 r 1 . s tO t 1

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Llrht Frocts cr Even Ccvcro Freezes Alter Seed h Sown Rarely Injure Plant. GATE GF SEEDIHG U IIGEBTAUI Midseason-Maturios Varieties Ucordly Give Best Yields in Northern States Preparation cf Ssc-J-bed Jr.-; pert ant. (Prepared by tl.? t:r.i:ol &tat ! ' ;. - ment o AiricuitiUc), To obtain ma?:::':u-'i yields si'.v '' ; tas early as it is p.; Ihie to g-f lan . la 'satisfactory condition. This cr -p grows Lest in coo w ..ther. arid ; : o quently is injured .r, id'T..'oly iy few hot days when approaching ma turity, and light frost-- or ever; sever' freezes after tie- s: t'i is sou n rarely in.jure it. The date of ling naturally depends on the io -..oiy and s a son. In th corn helt thf ht st ih-.te Is tmurd'.v from ahout March g." to Ap: W 1" I ' the more nor t hi i n st;it's seiMhp..r dvr ins the latter half of April is ad visahle whenever oon.-hl I :i porrait. Iu faTorahh; season--. se ding h. fore th. middle of April fr- o:--ntly can l).wdoiv; The D:sk Is th; Impiems.-.t fdo;t Co;.i monly Used in Preparing a Scsdfccd fcr Osts. to advantage, wdiile In urifavora? ! one- seeding may have to he delayed until early May. Varieties of Oat3 to Sow. Throughout the northern states nd-.b seasou-maturing varieties, such as Swedish Select, Silverniinc, Ikmner and Victory nually outyiehi other varietiess. In average yield the large, lata (side oat) varieties rarely surpass the mid-oasan typo in this section. In ! unfavorable seasons, however, early i varieties, such as Kherson and Sixty- ' day, frequently outyiehi the midseas--u j varieties. In th.e corn belt early varieties as a rule produce the most satbsfactory yields. Per the northern portion of th's section strains of the Kherson and Sixty-day type are to be recommended, while in the southern portion Bed Rustproof, an early rod oat, Is the most dependable. For growing under irrigation at high elevation;; mid sea son varieties of the Swedish Select and Siivermine types are the most suitable. Seedbed fcr Oats. Prepare n good seedbed for oats. The old idea that oats will produce well on a jvv seedbed has persisted too long. This crop responds ns well to thorough seedbed preparation as any other cereal." Do not pha-.v land that was in n cultivated crop last year, but disk and harrow sufficiently to make a loose, friable surface seedbed t two or three inches deep. As oats require a fairly firrtv seedbed below the two or three inches of top soil, spring plowing is not desirable, there not being suiUcient tkae for the soil to settle before sow in sr. Diskinr also is less expensive than p'o.vinr. Of coarse if a heavy growih i-f wee, Is is present in the cultivated crop it will be necessary to plo v the land, in which case the seedbed should be - rolled or dragged and worked down as much as possible. Seed and Cowing. Sow the best seed oats obtainable. Usually set tl grow n in the region where It is to bo sown is better than that brought from some other section. ' Thoroughly fan and grade your seed, and then treai it for smut. The largest yields g-od graii seed, insue a more ' ' qu tly qu r.i'mati' n. hert amc-e-. j, red h-'a.ir.ed by m-e o,' a 111. 1 MaPins reeg:lres l?ss a "-re e-.-e; ?i: rfior ion. i. e oe ;v . . no cor.se- ! ard ' 1. ee unh'oria - a--: '. - -e-eeo conditions th1 "1 : e . . e is e e.e!y ; pec'-s o ; : : . peckTo ir to 'saw secd'-ed r der d'-y-h st'eeir .r a . half, free giving the 1 e: re rates ; at e u -l:ab V GIVE CORei ir- COLO WEATHER One of Best W'.rtrr Fct-e's fcr Poultry, tut Must Net Da Dpf.-.ded en Entirely. Mere c rn v' "11 L ;:!en to poultry i'i e--hl v. t,ther P "i in warm weather; in fact, corn D ceie of the best odd-weather ft od though of coarse it should net be d.pcndei! on entirely, for it dees ee-r e-ertagi all of the things needed to rreutete health ccd egr i-rcductiou.

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7 ?i iitt! Three yea. Armei: an girh I have !,.- ha - a hosel of ; e.;t. I am Are. Ar.2-epe-tory as lorg a idled Iran oh tlan. Th vim in Per ,i, and in Niae t P rsain nai o. t s rJcai, s wd;e " te.ee belv the The: ; 1 . t - pc l:-.' .r;'l nU-:-i v"i')(.i r 5 d Ai n ti e o: cur hi 1 re I am Ar.ex' ' A.-sttCr. Pii-.:"U, 1. I hi 1 to Pae e, t d r. er Ar " v. Mj ik.tl tr Is (k-er A 11' kh.au A7ri tti.'ii II.- w army in tk? C"-:'" -" 1 1 ins ii . G:-.t War. e just ' "'O x) e c't w. '! ! N n r as v. itii ru : : ,: s d r fre b .1 ' I ' 1 ' 1 h r lee,' r ; 1 -o the jKha all ii P said p ; M;- f -t r e 1 n e h w : .y J live r u.t Amen n tre .. '. dirt . : fr.-' r f, s at 1 t J o 1 1 - i ( ''St;; s , s a '-.y . 1 . 1: p. r u"- 1 - P s a d . ('... r : i r ; 1 . 1 - - t c 1 a c. T. 1 f t

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, .'a c A 1 t:. .: I ' It" if lie- people Gf - a ir.ijt-.iy lr.c ni : Is f ti" I- . f .ta " the carl' t Chi i--"' t.-' 1 of tla ir v1 ::rg. 1 g --.'"Vrir. rs 1 ew.ii I tl '1 of civiilztd Ar:.i rica. th-1 r . V. thG irT - ti ' r it is estimated that I.1- - X i An ;.'ns, a third of the toMM 5, JOSCPHh'S DANIELS, tal population, were m -.sacred. lfo barbarity In human history exceeds the gross cruelty of that destruction. Thousands were driven out upon the desert, there to die from hunger and thirst under the pitiless rays of a tropical sun. Such was the price which the Armenian people paid for their Christianity and their loyalty to the cause of Justice and democracy during the world war. One-quarter of a million children, chiefly orphans, whose parents perished in massacres, are utterly dependent on American charity. Hundreds of thousands of refugees in the Caucasus, clad only ia torn, verminous rags, without shelter and without food, can exist only if-America has compassion upon thorn. Shall we fail them? Not if 1 hcav my country ! Help Near East Relief ia It3 work for God's poor. f9 This little Armenian has a name with a "his iory as Icn as the tail of a cat, ' she says. Daughter of a famous soldier, she offen cried from hunger. Now she is in America and does not cry any more, she naively adds, but her mother cries, mourning for the thousands cf ether Armenian ladies iv ho are hungry, t,ich in the native lend. Bat Hi tie Iran ah smiles wisely, as she knows Near East Relief is aiding the poor people cf Armenia. n a f hoi a 'ay I 1 e-i : e: ; . .- bought It for fa. That fi-a-t and did mot cry at es nay father was aide .0 enssi. HO. I 1 o a salt herring, for which Lie paid u ; .'':"!. !I 1 ehfr ike me away so that I V' 1 r. t l -1 ; 1 a-. Ik.;: T' , . - V- - ! ! " 1 i 1 -i e I eOV ' V'o-' 1 n 7 -d 1 " - -e : t -v . 1 th y h . I 1 ! - - k, . 1 a , : f i a I 1 11 e. -d 1 ' t : -: - i y shrt i it : it. t ' 1 P , j t". 1 iii' f ' Ir 1 i a I ! 1 r-

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