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a iu an absence of f 1 3 t r it '.urr.: 1 home laat. ti Bv; ry lira at Poiunk he said, Ultzs down hay fcr the horses. Perry W s r, h ki said he was over at North W-tr.oii the other day and seen a train x-ass through there that was 8 long that when the engine passed t!: depot it was on time, hut when tha caboose rot there it was an hour late, Sally Mander fell off of a v.-a? on one day lit week, hut was cot hurt In the least. She was wearing a lot of safety I-tns. MIjs Ally Mony of near Dupont is visiting here. There are some things about Miss Mony we don't admire and some of them are; he has feet that ere as long behind as they are before and she fa awfully bashful. She won't pass a pile of undressed lumber and the . won't wear undressed kids end she even had pants made for th table lsa. If you want to propose to your girl do something: after this fashion: Get down on your knees and say "My dea Gie3 Margarine I come from my station without hesitation or reservation to ask you to be a relation to increan our population of this great nation. If will fetch her every time. Mr. Orr Cresty says that the Ice Pick 1 mightier than the Cork Screw these dry times and he is going to engage in the bu sines a of making Ice Pier: out of the left over Cork Screws . Billy Nubbin & Sons are engaged i the manufacture of key-holes. All klada and sics made to order, and in that connection they have a recipe, if properly used will prevent any kind c key-hol from freezing fn the colder: weather. Applied internally. Prof. Perry Tone and a company will beg-in digging for cheese as soon ts the frost so i-a out or the ground They have found ample signs of the ingredient. Mr. Jehu Pal cock nr. J MS-- Ole1 r'n; ?ri:n v ci 5 0. u i -1 '. y m.rrh'd at tl e 1 ;'t r; V .. 1 t" V. . JJ P yi irv fliifr was served to the gutsta. Mr. and Mrs. Babcock will be t t home as oon as they get back. j Mls.-i Ally Gory lost her dog Towuer last week from natural death. Tow- j aer was buried on the hillside and Miss Ally has put up a slab at his grave on which she has Inscribed the following;: No do to love none to caress,. Oh ; ., an t pv-rir mv-sadncss exnres. I Our nl.i friend is dead, but we all well know, He's gone to the kennels where the Js'ood dogs go, Where the cooks be not, but the beef bones be Nevermore will he get after the festive flea. CEMERVILIE. It Is not easy to get items, as .the weather and roads are too bad for many people to get far from homo. Vrnon Township Trustees needs to look after a culvert here that is in a dangerous condition. W. II. Davis viilted his brother, Com! Da-ris. and family, Saturdaynight and Sunday. Mr. Morris and wife called on E. C. I.ak and wife Sunday afternoon. E. C. i" on the sick list. Mr. Dan is working in the Stone Quarry. Mr. White is making maple molasses on the Och's farm. Mr. Morris has made four or five allots of molasses on Forest Home f&rra. There has not bsen very much 00.1 sugar weather, so far. CaU at roast Home and get Siltc'ltlks ITaglc Marred, the champion wash po'Ti!?r. JNft ....

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Ccloraii C: -,; More 7 K n a C : ' 1 ry, Is .v, t Tf' Luis, ty, i" - iiitiH ir,'. t .n cf ' tin- county .t ( I C .V.l'. : c ' iu.. hi tl - kv er t " 3 t " t! i . ley, ulil ',mUi Hi its f.r-1 t the b!fite b;nk of P,.n t'ers l . doors for .'..usiness. This little town j is more than one Hundred years osu, find was one of. the farthest outposts of Spanish settlement that followed the northward push ' of the Spanish residents of Santa Fe and vic2nlty. For iieorly fifty years before th"? first contimrt'Bt of Americans, conunjmd of Gen. Prank Baldwin, r. a resident of Denver, arrived over La Veta pas and established the military posts of PL Garland, San .Luis had been n Nourishing little ssttlc-mcst surroti ruled by h'hly developed farms In the last few years the progreJ and developnient of the. town . an Community has been more rapid, until now the town i.-s considered to be large enoush to need a bank. The majority of the residents of the vicinity are Spain sli-s pea k i njj people of the old school, polished, courteous, energetic and prosperous. Some "of the wealthiest men of the valley are to be found In the town and its c!os environs. SOUuDED ALL RIGHT TO HER Prisoner's Defense Naturally Had a Let cf Weight With ihs - Fair Prosecutor. The ease -looked black against the prisoner, who was charged with loitering suspiciously at the railway station. Presently the magistrate said sternly: ""This lady says you tried to speak to her at the railway station." "It was a mistake," pleaded the man In the dock. "I was looking for my wife's young niece, whom I've never seen, but who'd been described to me as a handsome young lady, with golden hair, well-cut features, fine complexIon, perfect figure, beautifully 'dressed, and" With a charming LI" t! i p:'- --. 5 wifness against hi: 1 ! " :. ' ' ' And Chilly, Tco. .Timson meant well, but somehow he wa-s always putting his foot in It. At a dance he was presented to a young lady whose proportions were nnvthing but meager. As usual, he k short her for a dance. She replied with a disconsolate air: "I am only free for the two-step and I cannot pledge myself for tha because I'm afraid my people will ta having before it comes off." . Jimson thought he, saw a chance for n compliment, and said : "Oh how empty the room will seem w ben 'you have left it '."Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. Twice Rofcbad. The disgruntled householder reported to the police sergeant that some one had entered hl3 house the night bef.ite and stolen a quantity of lead pipe. - r - I wouldn't mind it so much," he explained, "only it is the BBConS tins I have suffered thl3 week." "VVlien were you robbed before?" asked the sergeant. "Last Tuesday by the plumber who collected his bill for putting that pips In." Boston Transcript. Genteel Environment. "What's Eloise doing now?" "Welfare work in prison." "It's too bad for a reSned girl Ilka that to come In contact with hard ened criminals." "Oh. she merely visits the 'bankers' colony.' It's really a high class club, you know, whose members have moved in good society and expect to do so again as soon as their period of fidelusion I over." The- Difficulty. "Does your boy Josh know anything about how the place ought to be real" "I'll say he does." answered Farmer Ccrntossel. '"I'll say he: knows all about it. The trouble seems to be that the hired man and I are too dumb to follow out Instructions r.s fast ss Jc:!i can give 'em." A Bear Deflnad. ' Friend A bull, then. Is an cptlmltt and a bear Is a pessimist. Operator Well, not e: Lactly. should call a bear an optimistic pw- ? ' simist. lie thinks things are smash and hopes to make m they do. M sra Tyro. "I suppose you think I fcave a c; many kicks?" "Not at all," said tha hotel C "I kno-w of plenty of kicks never thought of." - , t P ! 2-3.2 Tst In Edith D- r.r Jack 13 c ; f:; Maud Isn't he. I hzl t3 miaolzg him that it's yci ! rk;

! f W kl' Ml C-c Caw Ar.r.ver t That iiud L.cr.3 1 J Audi m. ,1 dy, "Imagination, a SvMuibh servant i :k .1 i 1 theatrical i' t," k'.ch ' Is, in : tii-. :d by the :ri:-g tL course of gag line was: ."Ay mi: Ay -don't know i ... r;efuni ban, but ilia ain3 cy kgint sit down.' tl was repeated it 1 wi:h a chuckle from the . 1 1 .'.1 thoroughly impress tko time the elopin time the eloping brlde...,e on with his future bride, .ky K-riding lady. Both were : habit. . showed the fatigue of a twent'aliep across country. "Won't 1 Mtited?" asked the rector's The bHde-to-be attempted to S, then falteringly replied: T h I had better stand." cat!" chirped a boy in the gal"Tell it to the Swede I" St. - Star. - v v. i :' cor- - I tl. ." lory. Lc-Jk tVC-DD VERY LIKE MAHOGANY Csrt'nia Can Be Used to Advantaga In th Absence of tha More Valuable Lumber. If is interesting to note that more tr twenty mahoganylike woods are r." ' fTered as true mah ogany, not to n. tion a considerable number of w. 's cunningly stained to imitate m.kognny. Iji the present circumit.: ' es, therefore, when the deman4 for mahogany is greater than the supply, unusual interest attaches to such woirds as Cariania or Colombian mahogany, which is acknowledged not to be mahogany, but which is so similar to In color, grain .effects and workin:; qualities as to serve for the rare we j. . . The statement is made that while Ck i-nla differs widely In its botanical j " tT.atomical characters from true ",ny, its close superficial reseme to mahogany and its physical rtles at once distinguish it as a .-'J-ss cabinet wood. When prop:,1 it net v. arp, check '- much cf the lumber L. iy pv.lirht.-d. Georgs Washington's Cane. To President WTilson was lent the other day the historic gold-headed cane which was carried by George Washington while in the White House. I and President Wilson made use of it in his strolls while he was reeuperating. The famous walking stick which t is consiueraoiy luiiei-i iuau uern kind, was taken to uie wintei House by Col. Edward Y. creecy or Howard county, Maryland, who sam 1 that the cane had been out of his safe deposit vault in Baltimore only three times in 40 years. It was exhibited at the Jamestown exposition, was carried by the prince. of Wales on the occasion of his visit to the White House and recently was shown to Gen. Peyton C. March, chief of staff of the army. One of the Old Birds. One of the "old birds" who spends most of his time among the glr' I the younger 'set was Invited J masque ball. The first time I saw h -1 on the floor I guided my partner in his direction. To our delight we came up just in time to hear him implore the little shepherdess to come sit in the corner, unmask, and talk with him. She skillfully led him on, then suddenly ran laughing away. My partner was giggling so extravagantly that I pressed her for the reason. "First time I ever heard of a girl vamping her own dad!" was the answer. Exchange. Jinxed. One hot day I met Browue as he was gfttlng out of his car. We are both fjuto fans, and naturally fedl to v51sciisslng our machines. "I'm-certainly Jonahed this season," said he, mournfully. "I've had ten tires go bad on me since the first of May." -Geo whiz!" I exclaimed, sympathutSealiy. The words were scarcely out of my mouth when a terrific explosion occurred in the rear of Browne's car. The extra' tire strapped to the back of his car had exploded. He had pumped It up too hard and the extreme heat had 'done thv rest. Exchange. Canadian Soldiers Take Up Land. A proximately 1.000,000 acres of T.A land in the four western prov- - if t.;,da have te-.n taken !-;uri. "d - llicrs in the h :t y;..ir. t Tk M.Ikas' .-..! tic merit board reports t'. t i.n ti A::---:?t 1, 3 75 s ldlcr- -, v h-.d I -..i L- ' I 11 i :i tl ? -Kii . ". ee 3 ; '-'.utcht 1 1 o I f C ! " I . At i: r..:c ; .. tk2Sl) r crcs. About ; ,,t tk. soil -:r3 haia e.! j

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'Sfri Ntsl!ic Plmr-'V wff . - i WlUiara Flack, died at her 1 and one half miles east of Vt: Tuesday, February 2it.Ii at S a. m. Funeral services took place at Imllanapoli3, Thursday, Feb. 25th, at 2 p., m. Burial at Crown Hill cemetery. Mrs. Flack leaves to .mourn her death--four daughters and threo sons one being only sis weeks old, whwill" be taken care of by his aunt o Inaianapons,ajBisterof the deceaeec mother." Thelnany friends cf" the family extend tksi? heartfelt sympathy to tha family. Mis3 Lola Walters talle-J'on her parents Wednesday. Mr. T. E. Williams end Mr. ButUr made a business trip to tha Rush Branch neighborhood. Tha many friends of Mrs. Anna Thomas, wife of Monroe Thomas c Vernon, Ind., were much grieved tc near of her death which took plac February 23d. . Arthur Flack's family who has bger. quite sick with the ifiSuenza are scrru better at this writing. Mr. Iwengood has moved hi a is n j 1 to the place known as the Cos r.L. owned by George Waltsrs. Miss Alta Walters called on Mrs T. D. Williams one day last week. Ralph Livengood attended Sunday School at Rush Branch Sunday. There will be Sunday School anc church at Rush Branch Sunday morn ing, March 7th. Everybody invited. METHODIST CHURCH C. P. Gibbs, Pastor. "Blest be the tie that binds Our hearts in Christian love; The fellowship of kindred minds Is like to that above.'' Our service last Sunday afternoon was well attended. I want to thank all for their sympathy and many expressions of appreciation. Nest Sunday afternoon at two o'clock the subject will be: "Sympathy the Test of the Ideal Church." I love to preach to the people of Vernon. We are happy to have you worship with iu. Sunday School at 9:20. NOTICE ron BID. Vernon, at the regular meeting, Marcn 11, 1S20; will receive bids for use of .he strip "of land between the Cor.iaions and the Creek and also for that j between the Cemetery and the Creek; 3eparate bids for each piece of land. By order of the Council, Feb. 12, ' . - ! -Q1IESLEY HOLMES, Recorder. j P 1ST I.OVETT. T. , t. ! the auctioneer at George Mocrhead's sale Tuesday. U i I ! m 1 1 J M W Dmit kt W Telling your food

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I : - - - C':tr AT t M t P : - at Vernon Saturday. ijr m i,r v. g ..T t 1 1 C-:.sg Mw. Deloss D Sand ay. Mr?. . Em; visited -hr Tn., T. 2nM tiori ; a r ;or wnt ta .Jia Hi: i..uj of raris aunt, Mrs. i'aork-f-td. rcemiy. Mrs. Bertie Thempso:! of Chies. ?3 vislicd J. O. I.rry and family Is4t wet-Ic. Th Tea Crc-k I.aditt furnish! the lunch at Arthur Xcus sal Fridiv u. tetamore s.n.1 . n!?hti. it. fayora ere stoppers it 11 ad i? on Thursday. Mrs. A. It. Jamas and son .Fiord visited William usua e. Gryfor-i t-uncay. Gierke Moorhctd and fns.il j- will move to Franklin soon. Pres.-le-y Lauder cf Louisville wa4 ViSitor at J. (. Perry's recently. Thomas Shepherd tnd movsd from North Vernon bck to hi farm. Arthur Vance Lmt bo.pt Vfi. UcClellan's farm near Lovett acj will move there in th near future. Harm if relaUvfcs Jsmes of Stymcur Tiiited in this nefjjhl or, e-?i. Mrs. J.Iry HanfI kuj3 daughter .vl; r. C.lira Earl, we fa Sunday visitors a' (knr;ti? M jorhea-d's. itic::: o:..i. m wf s dangerously Luit by a horse a few day, so i: much betttr. James Hoffcuui and Mayor :iore rrc married it Vrrnon EntKti:ay. Feb. 28tb, by Lr. Croy. - 1 ' o - - DOLLARS FOI S Voone men and vnmm rwf Jn w (or m- I "!5t ocican.l lor tloekkaerwrs, arniri.. Privattt I S;rari. AcccBlats. Saimoma, CmkaJ V$ HIM f ESCILIXXT tklkHUS PCS If FJCISST IU.JKZ 1 Your rapid folw wtv FlOCf R SAI.ARIl' . a ei ft trained iiw a tew msBtt. t "UlTltf fi, Write tauay t.r fij pvtit tiLm and cvv mi "?5r(..3s,' ii'i Frre. AdJrtm Suv. t.iuieiutd's 6i tsool, ta'l back 1 iU au-i Vi aiaat b.s. . vuiaiitl. Obi. iaaMMjrrMaaaMaaMwaMiwlaraMaalaaaMail fV. f I i 1 - r t -o.i ; ace : evaporated prun-n- 2,.. - 0" drapers tid Afrlc--t-4Qc psr lb. .Apple Butter IiulW 17-lb g!at17 j 3,n Caa.,g ?3.:(. ; jelly Oulk-btrs r r - Currant Grape - Quince and PI urn'- S-4 t Jelly in GIs-h 9-10-17 per pound j prcerres Ee"! R?.abtrrj Peaeh i and Apricot - 20 -35-per ij.a'H-m i--.---pO"! E : 7 - 4D bull; Tlince lUzi-'23c p.r pcua4

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